You and every other guy on craigslistI did a boudoir photo shoot for my dick because it is so fat
Oh right, that way they know why you're a racist.Trump card when someone calls you a racist
Well they do like thick white women so it makes sense they'd shark boudoir shootsWhy would I want a black dude in my wife's boudoir photos?
Where are you going to find 50 dudes to send you those dick pics ?She got me boudoir photos, I'm going to text her 50 dick pics and call it even
Be like the constipated mathematician and work it out with a pencil.I'm constipated, gotta get this fixed before my 2 week honeymoon fuck fest
It sucks trying to hold in a fart and blow your load at the same time.Don't want to feel farty and bloated