Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Eomer

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Grumpus_sl said:
The lady I mentioned a while back who I intend to marry informed me that she doesn't want Valentines day. She was raised religious and has never really had a Valentines but we have been trying all the other Holiday's. We have done most of the Holidays with friends. But she thinks Valentines is sad and stupid. She said we could have our own day and I quote "We could have Video games and sex day". I am a lucky man.
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I went cat skiing for Valentine's day. It was awesome. The special lady friend told me a couple weeks back that we weren't going to do presents, which was fine with me. She did give me a card the morning of the 14th as I was packing up to leave. We're going out for dinner tonight, so I'm thinking I'll grab some flowers for her as a nice belated surprise.
 
Deathwing

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She got you a card and you didn't get her one? Expect her to be slightly put off tonight but she won't tell you why.
 
Eomer

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Deathwing_sl said:
She got you a card and you didn't get her one? Expect her to be slightly put off tonight but she won't tell you why.
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She didn't seem too concerned last week. I even remarked that we had said no presents, which I assumed to include cards, and she said she'd gotten me one because she was buying an engagement card for our friends anyways.
 
Falstaff

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Eomer, you should know by now everytime a woman says they don't need a card... they need a card.

same thing with flowers bro.

"engagement card for her friend anyways" means you should have gone out of your way to get her a card too.
 
Chysamere

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Tradition here on Valentines Day is for girls to buy chocolate and give it to the men. That's pretty much it.
 
mkopec

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No they key is to care and not care at the right moments. You have lots to learn still grasshoppa.
 
Hoss

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Chysamere_sl said:
Tradition here on Valentines Day is for girls to buy chocolate and give it to the men. That's pretty much it.
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Where is 'here'? Japan? If so, is white day a real thing, or is it some offshoot of steak and a BJ day?
 
Noodleface

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I've been staring at this hot piece of ass in the office for weeks now. She always has her office decorated with patriots gear and is always talking about them, never really thought much of it.

Then as I was reading a news article on the Patriots I saw her name in it. Looked her up and she's a goddamn Patriots cheerleader, with a master's in engineering.

My question is should I file for divorce before or after I pursue this?
 
Jx3

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Fuck the patriots! FINS UP!!!

Besides that I say plow that field, stay married. Report back to thread on how your divorce is going. Bonus points for forehead kisses and Jurassic Park trucks.
 
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