Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Joeboo

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I've been staring at this hot piece of ass in the office for weeks now. She always has her office decorated with patriots gear and is always talking about them, never really thought much of it.

Then as I was reading a news article on the Patriots I saw her name in it. Looked her up and she's a goddamn Patriots cheerleader, with a master's in engineering.

My question is should I file for divorce before or after I pursue this?
So.....
New England Patriots: Alyssa
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Julian The Apostate

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I've been staring at this hot piece of ass in the office for weeks now. She always has her office decorated with patriots gear and is always talking about them, never really thought much of it.

Then as I was reading a news article on the Patriots I saw her name in it. Looked her up and she's a goddamn Patriots cheerleader, with a master's in engineering.

My question is should I file for divorce before or after I pursue this?
I accidentally googled her name!!! Confirmed dirty merchant stalker.
 

Khane

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I don't want to be one of those internet nerds who pretends women they can't get are ugly... but she's kinda ugly.
 

iannis

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She's pretty, but she's not the right type of pretty for thatcostume.

Put her in a sundress or a smart pantsuit. Clothes matter.
 

iannis

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Well duh. The entire point of a long skirt is that it makes panties optional. These days a short skirt -- but honestly that's just crass. It shouldn't be that easy. There needs to be some mystery and some titillating doubt involved with the vagina. That is an indispensible part of the flirtation.

However, with a pantsuit, part of the appealisthe panty line. I think most women understand this. If not intellectually at least intuitively.
 

lindz

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Rockin body (at least in the first pic that is likely photoshopped), but the face is kinda yuck.

But banging a cheerleader, that would be worth just for the story.
 

iannis

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I thought it was "Buttery Flapjacks"

Which, even for me, sort of crosses a line in how to tactfully refer to a vagina.

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