Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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I hate when a woman wants me to just bend her over the kitchen table. What about foreplay? What about candles? What about Sade playing in the background? WHERE IS THE ROMANCE? IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN MELT YOUR FROZEN HEART?!
 
Soygen

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Khane_sl said:
I hate when a woman wants me to just bend her over the kitchen table. What about foreplay? What about candles? What about Sade playing in the background? WHERE IS THE ROMANCE? IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN MELT YOUR FROZEN HEART?!
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Please, m'lady. Don't thou wish to warm me up first?
 
Deathwing

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Khane_sl said:
I hate when a woman wants me to just bend her over the kitchen table. What about foreplay? What about candles? What about Sade playing in the background? WHERE IS THE ROMANCE? IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN MELT YOUR FROZEN HEART?!
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Nah, more like you're already in bed and half-asleep when propositioned verbally with little effort. Which I'm not faulting anyone for, it's late, people are tired and exhausted, and I probably half-ass most of the time too.

Have a kid, Khane, see how often that "in the kitchen" scenario actually happens.
 
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Admins coming to the defense of other admins. Didn't know this thread was hosted in Manitowoc.
 
Hoss

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Khane_sl said:
I hate when a woman wants me to just bend her over the kitchen table. What about foreplay? What about candles? What about Sade playing in the background? WHERE IS THE ROMANCE? IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN MELT YOUR FROZEN HEART?!
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I know what you mean. I wish I had a dollar for every time I told my wife No, she cannot go straight to blowing me, I need some foreplay first. The difference is, I'm being serious. Get up here and gimme some kissy kissy before your breath smells like dick, and get dem titties out. I mean, at a dollar each time, it'd only be like $20, but I still wish I had it.
 
Noodleface

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I committed the ultimate sin a few years ago and actually fell asleep while she was riding me. This was during the 2-3 times a day stint and I just lost steam one day. Still haven't lived it down.
 
Nester

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Noodle it may be time to reverse the situation.

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