I love the last description on that thingJust ordered one in purple, the wife's favorite color, I love me some water sports.
Dude, if I could accomplish that purely during TV/Gaming sessions I'd be happy.Don't forget them keeping their mouth shut until you tell them it's OK to speak.
I loved the "making this blanket a female ejaculator's best friend"I love the last description on that thing
"Provides wetness sopping properties"
Deadpool scene was hilarious. "I'm so confused, is it more sexist to hit her or not to hit her???"Women fought for equal rights so I'm happy to give them that. Open your own fucking door anf pay for your own shit. It's a win/win.
Pretty sure that's a rape charge in this day and age.Is 'proximity' a french word meaning 'to look at her ass'?
When I was dating I would walk a girl to the car, open her door for her, then buckle her seat belt. It was stupid and had nothing to do with chilvary, but everyone involved enjoyed it.
She doesn't drive. She's going to school around here and doesn't have a car. Normally she takes the bus to school but busses are garbage around here and I wasn't gonna have her either wait two hours on the bus to get to the right stop or walk 30 minutes to the movie theater, screw that.Did you really pick a woman up at her house and then drive somewhere together for your first date?
It's even more difficult when manually unlocking the passenger side door to let her in also automatically unlocks the driver's side door.The door test was a thing in the 80s and 90s but nowadays everyone has a car with remote lock/unlock. You can't really use it as a selfish test, pretty much no one use their key to unlock the door and if somehow you're using an old car that still requires it, odds are the girl won't even be aware the driver door is still locked after you let her in on the passenger side.
Yeah it's interesting, I open the car door, let her get in, then close it, but it never occurred to me to open the door to let her out and I don't think she expects it either.You know what... I don't know what I would do if I got out of my car and the woman remained inside. I don't think I would even catch on to that. She'd just be sitting there and I'd already be inside the bar/restaurant/whatever wondering where the fuck she was.
Well, I'm in too deep now. Went on a second (though impromptu) date tonight and it also went quite well.I would imagine a person who just saw another person have to unlock the passenger door would not be so obtuse as to not at least check on the driver door and be considerate enough to unlock it. If they were unobservant and then at least apologetic that would be OK, but if just self centered and not apologetic, then I would release the person back to the wild where they belong.
The opening it for her to get out of the car, I agree. I will open it for my girlfriend to get in, though(though not all the time). There's a difference between me opening it for her and her expecting it to be opened.These must be some stuck up high maintenance bitches man, wtf opening the car door? You think this is the roaring 20's and men are supposed to be Gatsby or something?
I'm picturing a monocle and a glass of whiskey.I once held the door for a girl because I thought she was going to ding the next car. She got all moist and had a conversation about it with her friend. All Women truly are inferior fickle paltry creatures, imo.