Bah! I've never slurped it up. Geez, you make me out to be a degenerate. A degenerate who's super into being sweet with forehead kisses even? Pick an insult and stick with it. Either I'm too sweet and should be made fun of for that, or too dirty and should be harassed about that. You can't have it both!
The older I get the less willing I am to feel like shit at the office the next day because of pussy. These days she's got to be an 8 or 9 for me to be willing to get three hours sleep and be hungover at the office the next day for 10 hours.. If your wifey still turns you on to the point that after 20 years you're still performing marathon bang sessions until 3am, you need to share your secret.
She still weighs the same as she did in high school, is asian so you'd probably say she looks 25, has reasonably big and nice tits for her size, loves sex, is adventurous and horny. I know some guys get off on the "new pussy" idea but I've never seen the need to move on.
Yeah I hear ya. Just doesn't have the same cred to say "bros, my wife kept me up til 1:30 marathoning Breaking Bad!"
The point wasn't the duration of the sex but rather how late you're willing to stay up to get it.
Naw, I get it. Can kinda suck on a weeknight. I also work with our Euro peeps somewhat regularly and have 6am meetings and shit sometimes. And I have to be active and ready to think for them.
Catch up on sleep when pussy isn't available. You're not going to get old and think "damn I wish I had slept more and fucked less"
