Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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Thanks man. I'm taking all these reviews into consideration.

A few years ago she was completely against the idea but lately she's turned into a sexual beast.

Actually she's making me question my own sex drive. Mine has never been super high, as I said once a day was always good for me. If it was once every 2 days I was OK with that. But she's wanting it so much right now and my body is about 50/50 on it. I don't want it to become an issue. I wonder if it could be low T? Should I bring it up with my regular doctor?
You probably only think it could be low T because you are (a) comparing your life to others on the internet (b) they advertise the fuck out of Low T because they've discovered you can swindle men out of cash pretty easy if you promise sexual ability
 

Fifey

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If you're actually concerned about your T (which you shouldn't be), you should start working out more and get into shape, that will up your sex drive.
 

Khane

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khane, you haven't used one? I thought you had from your comments.
I have used one many times, but always with a bullet so I have no idea what they do other than make me tingle while I mingle. The only reason I use it is because it's the house for what I'm interested in.
 

opiate82

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My experience with cock rings has always been more along the lines with what Hoss described, trapping (most of) the blood in the penis allowing you to stay hard in circumstances you'd normally start going soft, at least hard enough to keep going a little longer. For me they seem to make me more sensitive, not less.

Usually the ones that hold a bullet/vibe are an elastic material and don't get nearly as tight as something that is solid or leather, so the effect is different for me when using those. Vibrations are enjoyable of course.
 

Caeden

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I've only worn the kind that go over your dick and it was super elastic and definitely did not cut off blood supply.

Insert small dick joke
Is it in yet?

I don't think my wife will ever do toys. She gets super sensitive just during slow oral or even mish sex. Like post-cum dickhead level sensitive. Sometimes I hold her down by her hips so she doesn't run mid-oral.

My ex was a huge fan of the hitachi and the bullet rings. I last a long time and didn't notice anything other than the cock ring making me last longer.

Here's a question: I have trouble cumming during Bj's. Anyone else? I get right to the point but can't always get over the hump. She thinks it's her but it's not. Been a problem since I was a teenager. Only two women could get me off that way fairly regularly and even then it was Herculean effort. I usually just have to stroke it out onto her or in her mouth myself.

Here's the thing: i haven't masturbated in 3 years. I thought that was possibly why. Stopped and still difficult. I was probably death gripping. But with a BJ its the soft fluttery type that gets me to the edge not the pornstar suction cup style. Sigh. Frustrating. Especially when you're in a hot scenario like 69 and she's cumming all over my face and wanting me to blow in her mouth and I'm right there and can't. She gets self conscious that she's not good at it. Not the case at all.

First world problem.
 

Noodleface

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You probably only think it could be low T because you are (a) comparing your life to others on the internet (b) they advertise the fuck out of Low T because they've discovered you can swindle men out of cash pretty easy if you promise sexual ability
I only question if it's low T because that's what I heard. It's not like I asked if I should start a d-bol cycle.
 

Cad

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If you're actually concerned about your T (which you shouldn't be), you should start working out more and get into shape, that will up your sex drive.
This is totally true, I mean it's almost a meme at this point but since I started really working out and being more active/healthy my energy and sex drive has gone way up. And I'm not getting younger.
 

BrotherWu

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Here's a question: I have trouble cumming during Bj's. Anyone else?
I know a lot of guys have said so on this board and it just doesn't compute with me since I find them super hot, to the extent of preferring them over intercourse sometimes. Maybe I've just been lucky with the skill levels of the women I've been with but more likely it's just a mental thing for me, as it is for you. My wife has total control over me in BJ mode. It'll go as fast or so as she wants and I'm pretty much at her mercy.
 

Fifey

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Crazy nurse text me today, apparently she's in a relationship so doesn't want to meet again. Guess my bushes will stay unfertilized a bit longer.

I kind of assumed she was married due to her insisting to blow me in the park when her house was within walking distance.
 

Khane

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Yep, put another tick mark in the nurses are all crazy column.

In a relationship, doesn't want sex, just wants to put your dick her in mouth. She must be really pissed at her boyfriend.
 

Hoss

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Is it in yet?

I don't think my wife will ever do toys. She gets super sensitive just during slow oral or even mish sex. Like post-cum dickhead level sensitive. Sometimes I hold her down by her hips so she doesn't run mid-oral.

My ex was a huge fan of the hitachi and the bullet rings. I last a long time and didn't notice anything other than the cock ring making me last longer.

Here's a question: I have trouble cumming during Bj's. Anyone else? I get right to the point but can't always get over the hump. She thinks it's her but it's not. Been a problem since I was a teenager. Only two women could get me off that way fairly regularly and even then it was Herculean effort. I usually just have to stroke it out onto her or in her mouth myself.

Here's the thing: i haven't masturbated in 3 years. I thought that was possibly why. Stopped and still difficult. I was probably death gripping. But with a BJ its the soft fluttery type that gets me to the edge not the pornstar suction cup style. Sigh. Frustrating. Especially when you're in a hot scenario like 69 and she's cumming all over my face and wanting me to blow in her mouth and I'm right there and can't. She gets self conscious that she's not good at it. Not the case at all.

First world problem.
What is mish sex?

For the BJs, have you asked her to switch up her technique when you get to the edge? Go harder, softer, bite it, hum, anything. Changeups are usually what sets me off. Also, have her put a finger in your ass. Even if you don't like it, it will be like punishment for taking too long.
 

Koushirou

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What is mish sex?
Missionary, I'd guess.

Also, get the wand, Noodle. We'll use it during p-in-v sex a lot, since I can't cum from just vaginal alone, and being able to while he's still going makes things that much better. It's fun to use with the sleeve attachment for BJs, since I can still play around with the head or his sack during it.

Can get her an attachment like this maybe to start. Makes it not quite as strong.Amazon.com: Wand Essentials Flutter Wand Massager Attachment: Health Personal Care
 

Fifey

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Yep, put another tick mark in the nurses are all crazy column.

In a relationship, doesn't want sex, just wants to put your dick her in mouth. She must be really pissed at her boyfriend.
Well she did want to bang but I'm not gonna rawdog a girl I met 3 hours earlier from tinder and dumb me didn't bring a condom cause I was out getting a tattoo before I met up.
 

Noodleface

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Crazy nurse text me today, apparently she's in a relationship so doesn't want to meet again. Guess my bushes will stay unfertilized a bit longer.

I kind of assumed she was married due to her insisting to blow me in the park when her house was within walking distance.
It's kind of crazy to me that someone in a relationship would go on a date and right away put your dick in their mouth.

I Mean, if I were going to cheat on my wife it wouldn't be to go out and eat a chick out and then go home. I'd at least want my dick sucked.
 

Soygen

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Well she did want to bang but I'm not gonna rawdog a girl I met 3 hours earlier from tinder and dumb me didn't bring a condom cause I was out getting a tattoo before I met up.
Stop being a pussy. Drop a load in there and propagate the species for fuck's sake.
 

Khane

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Well she did want to bang but I'm not gonna rawdog a girl I met 3 hours earlier from tinder and dumb me didn't bring a condom cause I was out getting a tattoo before I met up.
Ohhhhhh now I get it.

"Hey Sarah how'd the date go?"
"It went pretty well until the end. He was bitching about condoms and wouldn't fuck me so I'm not sure I'm gonna see him again."
"Oh yea... just tell him you have a boyfriend. He'll leave you alone. Condoms are like the playoffs... you kiddin' me?"
 

Haast

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Ohhhhhh now I get it.

"Hey Sarah how'd the date go?"
"It went pretty well until the end. He was bitching about condoms and wouldn't fuck me so I'm not sure I'm gonna see him again."
"Oh yea... just tell him you have a boyfriend. He'll leave you alone. Condoms are like the playoffs... you kiddin' me?"
Willing to believe because nurse.
 

Cad

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I'm more surprised that access to pussy was decided over a 5 minute trip to literally any store
 

Fifey

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I'm more surprised that access to pussy was decided over a 5 minute trip to literally any store
Closest store was like 20 blocks away and we were on foot, by the time we went there and back the mood would have been destroyed.