Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Khane
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Noodleface
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Mrs. Gravy
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Notes to self: rabbit...wand.
Rant to follow: it's after midnight, just got home from a trivia night (bargain 25 bucks..open bar) completely fucking hammered (G would have both hated that - drunkenness...and loved it - UNINHIBITED drunkenness) and I read three motherhumpin pages of sex talk. I think I hate all of you as I have neither a rabbit, wand nor a Gravy (of course, he would have been preferable to the others). So drunken and uninhibited Mrs G says MEH!
(Khane - this may now be the dumbest thing you have read but even tomorrow, when I am sober, I think I shall stand by it
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Rant to follow: it's after midnight, just got home from a trivia night (bargain 25 bucks..open bar) completely fucking hammered (G would have both hated that - drunkenness...and loved it - UNINHIBITED drunkenness) and I read three motherhumpin pages of sex talk. I think I hate all of you as I have neither a rabbit, wand nor a Gravy (of course, he would have been preferable to the others). So drunken and uninhibited Mrs G says MEH!
(Khane - this may now be the dumbest thing you have read but even tomorrow, when I am sober, I think I shall stand by it
opiate82
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A Hitachi Magic Wand is neither battery powered nor will it fit in a purse.
Fifey
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Things a monster but it does it's job since I'm apparently unable to "munch box" like some other bros.
moonarchia
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moonarchia
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Does your shower have one of those shower head on a hose things? Set your cell phone to vibrate mode? Any carrots or cucumbers in the fridge? Plenty of toys around the house if you use your imagination.Notes to self: rabbit...wand.
Rant to follow: it's after midnight, just got home from a trivia night (bargain 25 bucks..open bar) completely fucking hammered (G would have both hated that - drunkenness...and loved it - UNINHIBITED drunkenness) and I read three motherhumpin pages of sex talk. I think I hate all of you as I have neither a rabbit, wand nor a Gravy (of course, he would have been preferable to the others). So drunken and uninhibited Mrs G says MEH!
(Khane - this may now be the dumbest thing you have read but even tomorrow, when I am sober, I think I shall stand by it)
Hoss
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I had a friend who worked in one and he got commission. When someone was interested in it he pretended he had one himself so they didn't feel bad buying one.
But for the toys, my wife is very sensitive so she was afraid of vibrators. We bought her a couple of dildos (the pool boy and the hulk). Then we got a vibrating cock ring for me and she fucking loves it. Feels nice on me too because it has a strap that goes around my balls. Only problem with it is that it's a race to see who cums first because I can not hold out long. We replaced the vibrating bullet with a variable speed one and she controls the speed while I'm railing her.
Noodleface
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I've only worn the kind that go over your dick and it was super elastic and definitely did not cut off blood supply.
Insert small dick joke
Insert small dick joke
Khane
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It cuts off circulation which desensitizes you. That's their main purpose. I've never heard of not going soft as quick after an orgasm, which I can't imagine it helps more than a few extra seconds because it literally cannot "trap the blood".
Hoss
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More than just a few strokes, but that's all it needs to do. I'm sure my wife isn't the only woman who gets "finished off" when i cum and my dick swells inside her. The cock ring lets it swell and keeps it there while i keep pumping away. (because there's more force in the blood coming into the cock than when it's leaving)
I never heard of it desensitizing you and making you last longer. I almost think you're getting it confused with a condom. It does feel strange so I guess it could affect some guys' performance. But nothing about it covers up anything sensitive. It would probably keep me hard as long as I kept it on, but I take it off asap because it really feels weird after I orgasm.
I never heard of it desensitizing you and making you last longer. I almost think you're getting it confused with a condom. It does feel strange so I guess it could affect some guys' performance. But nothing about it covers up anything sensitive. It would probably keep me hard as long as I kept it on, but I take it off asap because it really feels weird after I orgasm.
Khane
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I had never heard someone describe a cock ring as helping with staying hard after ejaculating so I decided to look it up. Turns out cock rings are mostly nonsense with no real evidence of it helping anything.
Some people claim it makes the penis bigger through constriction around the base.
Some people claim it helps with premature ejaculation.
Some people claim it makes erections last longer, though I'm not sure what that actually means. I guess your definition would fit here.
And none of it seems to be verifiable on anything more than an anecdotal basis.
Some people claim it makes the penis bigger through constriction around the base.
Some people claim it helps with premature ejaculation.
Some people claim it makes erections last longer, though I'm not sure what that actually means. I guess your definition would fit here.
And none of it seems to be verifiable on anything more than an anecdotal basis.
Kriptini
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I will second/third etc.. the Magic Wand. I use one with my FWB and it makes it a blast for her and myself. I was the one who talked her into it as well, since all she ever really used were some small vibrators. When I don't use it, she pouts a little lol. And as others have suggested, you can dampen it by putting a washcloth over her however thick. Attachments are great for them as well.
Noodleface
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Thanks man. I'm taking all these reviews into consideration.
A few years ago she was completely against the idea but lately she's turned into a sexual beast.
Actually she's making me question my own sex drive. Mine has never been super high, as I said once a day was always good for me. If it was once every 2 days I was OK with that. But she's wanting it so much right now and my body is about 50/50 on it. I don't want it to become an issue. I wonder if it could be low T? Should I bring it up with my regular doctor?