Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Cad

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Next he's going to say he makes the girl be on top the entire time because it's too much work otherwise and he's tired.
 
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Depending on how good she was a blowjob can often times feel better than condom sex anyways
 
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I'm sure they were just hanging out and things got heavy. The options were either get a BJ or wait for her to calm down and realize this is retarded by taking a 30 minute walk. He made the right choice.
 
Noodleface

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Tenks_sl said:
I'm sure they were just hanging out and things got heavy. The options were either get a BJ or wait for her to calm down and realize this is retarded by taking a 30 minute walk. He made the right choice.
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Don't come in here with rational thoughts. Ever since Onoes stopped providing entertaining content this is all we have... nitpicking people's experiences like old grandmas in a nursining home watching people walk by.
 
Alex

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WTF 20 blocks away? Even being in the middle of GGP, a store will be closer than 20 blocks. That's beyond the point of saying "blocks". That's miles at that point.
 
Palum

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Who the fuck goes on a date without condoms but then isn't ready to go on without them?
 
Khane

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Most people probably don't bring condoms to a first date... dumb people (like me) go ahead with it anyway.
 
Soygen

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I imagine most sexually active people have done so. No AIDS or kids yet, so no regrets!
 
Slaythe

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The craziest girl I ever dated followed up the best beej I've ever had with just hopping on without a care. This was date 2 after a few drinks. She wanted to "take it slow" date 1 so that night ended only with a handy. Anyway, I'm sure there are dudes out there with self control to prevent that type of situation but I certainly didn't have it.

Edit: This one was a nurse too!
 
Fifey

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We are all guilty of going raw in the first night, but usually there is more alcohol involved. Ain't no one getting drunk on wine.

I also rarely bring condoms on a first date because it's usually not in my game plan to get laid and if it does, it's at my house where I have them.
 
Khane

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Carrying a condom around in your wallet is childish and kinda creepy. And I wouldn't trust a condom that's been in my wallet for longer than probably a day anyway.
 
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