Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Caeden
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My wife has called her a cunt behind her back. My wife isn't super confrontational, so she gets a kick out of watching my obnoxious ass put her in her place. I secretly thinks he does too.
She once asked my wife why she wasn't disciplining me for something offensive I've said. My wife responded with "he's a grown man. He isn't my fucking child." Not to mention she agreed with me.
She once asked my wife why she wasn't disciplining me for something offensive I've said. My wife responded with "he's a grown man. He isn't my fucking child." Not to mention she agreed with me.
Hoss
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But a BJ was on the table, so he got his nut either way. No suprise here.
The only time I fucked on the first date, the condoms were in my truck on the other side of the parking lot when she dragged me into her backseat. Did not pause to go get them.
I too have found fat girls tend to suck dick better. I like that analogy as it's similar to the reasoning I came up with.
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moonarchia
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How else are you going to make horrifyingly awkward conversation with the guys who watched you and wants to taste the action too?
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Noodleface
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can confirm - source: drank 2 bottles at my brothers wedding (among other things) and woke up in a hospital
Cad
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Noodleface
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he aint gonna get fat sippin wine in a park getting his dick sucked, unless it's an everyday thing.. then it's weird for a myriad of reasons
Caeden
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That's an excellent question. So my wife grew up ultra Christian and this was her church friend from high school. Somehow despite living in different states they've remained friends. From what I understand, she didn't become this weird Nazi until she got married and after her first born arrived. And it's mostly all directed at men, but primarily her husband. She and I seem ok after I showed her I don't back off, especially in my own house.
I don't know. I know the wife can't stand her after day 4 or so of a visit. I don't bother trying to understand the frenemies dynamic women play with. Her husband is a good nerdy guy. We sat and played street fighter iv and Mario kart for 6 hours with zero issues.
I also enjoy making her angry. There's that. We see them maybe 2 times a year. I think it's more like a shitty family member to my wife.
We've been getting the kids pressure something fierce this week. Two co-ed baby showers. Just nobody with kids I see seem happy. Most just seem tired.
Noodleface
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Ah thanks man, guess life is over and I'll just stick to water
Totally forgot, not like I have to test and take pills every single day so it's easy to forget
Did i misunderstand that the reason you were in the hospital was due to wine being sugary and you being diabetic?
Cad
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Enough wine to get drunk (which was the post I was replying to) is a fuck ton of calories.
Noodleface
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The reason I was in the hospital was because I got alcohol poisoning because I drank 2 bottles of wine, about 8 shots of "something", and some mixed drinks. When I arrived I was also in serious diabetic distress. The two went hand in hand, but I was not sent because of high sugar, I was sent because I passed out on a table in a pool of vomit and couldn't move my limbs.
Hoss
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I bet she caught him cheating on her and "forgave" him. But now she owns his ass. She probably decided that all men are cheating pigs too.
Are we talking about a woman getting drunk or a dude? Cause my wife gets drunk on 1 glass and can't finish a second. I've never been drunk on wine, but then I've never tried.
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Khane
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Generally speaking a 12 oz beer, 5 oz glass of wine and 1.5 oz shot all have the same alcohol content. And about the same amount of calories as well.
So you can pretend you'll stay in better shape drinking liquor but it's not true, liquor has a lot of calories.
So you can pretend you'll stay in better shape drinking liquor but it's not true, liquor has a lot of calories.