Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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No, I would oblige, I just would have a hard time coming myself because I'd know she was so so unless I was elbow deep and the geometry of that position would be mutually exclusive to anything except an hj or fucking a roll
You can only orgasm when she's working on one too?
 

Noodleface

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Also you never know, maybe the fist orgasm could then lead to regular intercourse where she'd have multiple

This is all hypothetical I guess because I haven't met a woman that wanted to be fisted
 

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Should rename this thread to
Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread- Craftbeer hipster edition.
 

Deathwing

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Helps big time, not absolute. I think that's pretty normal.
Well, I can't comment on normal since I seem to be quite outside that. But how do you masturbate? Blow jobs? Do you never ask for positions besides ones that make her orgasm?

Whether or not that's normal, that seems like a big hangup to trying new stuff in sex.
 

Picasso3

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If you're fucking your wife do you tend to come if she falls asleep or if she's squeeling squirming and squirting all over the place? Im not speaking in absolutes. If i take her to pound town and she's looking at her watch and then i hook up abe Lincolns bust to a sawzall and ram her info a fuck coma I'm not going to be as excited during pound town and I usually don't come when i use powertools, ergo my position.
 

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If you're fucking your wife do you tend to come if she falls asleep or if she's squeeling squirming and squirting all over the place? Im not speaking in absolutes. If i take her to pound town and she's looking at her watch and then i hook up abe Lincolns bust to a sawzall and ram her info a fuck coma I'm not going to be as excited during pound town and I usually don't come when i use powertools, ergo my position.
Sounds like your wife needs to step up her game, not you.
 

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If you're fucking your wife do you tend to come if she falls asleep or if she's squeeling squirming and squirting all over the place? Im not speaking in absolutes. If i take her to pound town and she's looking at her watch and then i hook up abe Lincolns bust to a sawzall and ram her info a fuck coma I'm not going to be as excited during pound town and I usually don't come when i use powertools, ergo my position.
Yea but a woman can love intercourse and want to be taken to pound town for 90 straight minutes, but never climax from it. They are two different things.

Like me, I can't come from blowjobs, I have no idea why. Wife can't come from intercourse. Other chicks can come from intercourse in 90 seconds. Who knows why? But they're all different. If you can only enjoy intercourse if the woman is building to a climax from it, thats extraordinarily limiting I think.
 

Deathwing

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If I fuck my wife into a coma, which is usually my goal, I'm almost always overtly excited by the required antics(penis involved or not) that I come pretty damn easily when it's my turn to go.

But that aside, even after my wife finishes from multiple orgasms, she still makes noises because it feels good to her. She isn't orgasming, but they are genuine responses.
 

Picasso3

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I usually struggle to come from bjs as well and i attribute it to the same thing, because it's a whole lot easier when she's all amped up grinding a snail trail on my leg and muffled dick squeeling.
 

Noodleface

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It's too easy for me to blow one when getting a BJ, I usually have to stop her if we're planning to have traditional sex.
 

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I slap their titties
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Koushirou

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This is all hypothetical I guess because I haven't met a woman that wanted to be fisted
I'll admit I'm kind of curious about what it would feel like. The BF knows that if he can somehow get a fist in there to just go for it.

As for the piv stuff, that was something we talked about when we first got together and I made sure to let him know that orgasms aren't required for me to have a good time and him finishing never has to be dependent on my finishing as well and also that my lack of being able to get off from piv is in no way his fault. A lot of times though, we'll play around with the toys beforehand for me mostly and then he goes to pound town while I enjoy the ride. Plenty of fun for both of us.
 

Fifey

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This is why I don't date, got into an OKCupid argument with some girl about her "heteroflexible" lifetstyle. I actually pegged her from the getgo as a white upper class girl who likes to hang out with scumbags cause it makes her edgy but glossed over that cause she seemed cute. We need a kickstarter to burn Portland to the ground.
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