Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Burren_sl said:

Fifey, she's straight up ratarded bro. Move to the next one.

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Oh, I know. It's just lately every single girl on the dating apps all are the same SJW bullshit. I give up on this world, just gonna buy a hitachi and burn some holes in my dick.

You need 2 Hitachi, he had one on each side of his dick

Maybe I should have a kickstarter.

The beers derail was interesting. I drink Big Wave, Corona, and Tsingtao. Am I a hipster?

No but I think your taste buds might be broken.

Kriptini_sl said:

The beers derail was interesting. I drink Big Wave, Corona, and Tsingtao. Am I a hipster?

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I eat at McDonalds, Taco Bell and Wendy's. Does this make me a foodie?

Depends. Do you put a lime in the Corona?

Used to put tequila in them, what does that make me?

A man of questionable judgement

Noodlemod_sl said:

Depends. Do you put a lime in the Corona?

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I dunk it.

Leadsalad_sl said:

Used to put tequila in them, what does that make me?

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A visionary!

All things considered I don't mind Corona. Especially on a super hot day. Not like I'm going to drink a DIPA at a BBQ during a summer afternoon.

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DIPA is my super hot summer afternoon BBQ beer of choice!

My wife does not appreciate that fact, however.

I drank miller high life all day today and it was 90 degrees, does that count as a summer beer?

Champagne in 90 degree heat? You devil.

I thoroughly enjoy a Corona extra occasionally, Corona lights are ok

Tenks_sl said:

All things considered I don't mind Corona. Especially on a super hot day. Not like I'm going to drink a DIPA at a BBQ during a summer afternoon.

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Hefeweizen, pilsner, session lagers....you can drink craft beer without it being heavy and hoppy. Corona is fucking dogshit, for one thing they are all skunked from those clear bottles. No wonder people like a lime in them.

Corono w/ lime reminds me of going out with my best friend and his whale of a girlfriend (400 pounds). We went back to her place to play video games and they tried to get me into a threesome. If I had been drinking something that didn't taste like citrus piss who knows where I would be today.

Miller Lite sucks ass. Rather have water. Yesterday we ran 10 miles together then had to finish moving 400 lbs of dirt for this above ground garden we built. I was craving an RJ Rocket Son of a Peach. Not sure if that's craft, and I know it's not some people's cup of tea. Still, a crisp, good beer can hit the spot on a hot day. I always liked the burn of a cold soda too on a hot day.

We hit the bed at 9pm dead tired. She said she'd blow me for building the garden if we weren't exhausted. I appreciated the notion, but I was fucking dead. 37 and hard labor. Aging sucks.

I used to fist my ex a lot. It took a lot of work and sometimes some lube. She'd get close and then tell me to hurry up and stick my dick in. Current wife it's impossible to fist. She's just not built for it. The choking is weird but every girl seems to like it at least to a minor degree. Sometimes it's just feeling a hand gripping them strongly without applying pressure and sometimes it's a full on choke. The physical therapist I dated wanted to nearly pass out. It looked like a murder scene. Pounding away on top, both hands around her neck, and she'd blow a gasket. About the only way she could cum unless you let her grind your pubic bone into dust. She was awful at cowgirl. I have a feeling she had a hidden hitachi and had the female version of death grip syndrome. My wife is the opposite. She can cum super fast during regular sex and then it gets overly sensitive.

I'm intrigued by that site for comparing weirdness you're into. I think my wife gets off on dressing like a young girl. I'd love to know what's pushing that. I know she wasn't raped or molested, but she's clearly got something for pigtails and the like. Her favorite phrase is "just enjoy me."