Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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I don't think it's fair to compare drinking miller lite to a dick in the ass. How about a dick in your mouth?
 

Haast

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Corona w/ lime reminds me of my late teens / early 20's so it has a special place in my heart. Miller Lite is always my go to session beer. Cheap, low cal/carb and will get you pretty well shitfaced.
Limed Corona reminds me of celebrating Cinco de Mayo in the dorms, getting plastered, dumping my last Corona into my keyboard, then calling Dell support while plastered about the non-functioning keyboard and the rep laughing so hard at my stupidity he sent me a new KB overnight no charge.

Dorm celebrations of every ethnic/cultural holiday = getting trashed off beer from that country/culture. We were worldly (at drinking).
 

Itlan

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This is going to be a long one fellas but I'll try to keep it as simple as possible.

Last July blacked out for my friends birthday. She happened to invite this girl who was cute. Wake up, have the chicks phone #. We talk, blah blah blah, by August we're having sex. Best sex of my life, girl is absolutely amazing in my mind - just landed a job at Deloitte, comes from a good family, similar interests in music, she's into art, she knows what the fuck "deism" means. Basically, she's gorgeous, has an amazing rack, is the best sex I've ever had, and she's highly intelligent. I know, you're all thinking "RUN! SHE'S INSANE." Maybe. Oh btw, she just got out of a 7 year relationship where he was cheating on her repeatedly (he called her 50 times one night while we were sleeping). Anywayyyy...

We continue seeing each other. She says I love you. I say it back. Around November she starts working 60+ hour weeks down in Red Bank so we don't see each other much if only on weekends. I get she's busy, work comes first, etc. At the same time, I'm beginning to get annoyed that even the simplest of texts I'm not getting back, even just a "goodnight." Eventually we get into a huge fight and she redirects everything back to work and how work comes first, when that has nothing to do with my issues at the time. It takes 10 seconds to send a good morning or a good night text. Keep in mind, she's still going out drinking and doing her own things on weekends with her friends. Basically tell her to fuck off and we end things.

We keep texting on and off throughout those 2 months basically and on New Years she texts me saying "you're not going to wish me a happy new year?" Long story short, get sucked back in like a week later and everything is back to how it was before. I went to visit my mother in Florida for a week and it was just incessant "I miss you." "Come home." etc. etc. We spend Valentine's Day together, kept it pretty simple at home, she tells me she loves me blah blah blah. Then the same shit happens again, works all week so we don't see each other during the week and then goes out with her friend (who i can't fucking stand mind you) on weekends and does who knows what. We argue, she says I'm trying to force things, I tell her what the fuck is the point in us even "talking" if we don't see each other for what has been a month now? So I basically get plastered one night, call her a stupid cunt and tell her to fuck off again.

She texts me the other night saying "I know you don't want to talk but I just want to apologize if you are open to talking but I get if you're not." I ask her what is there to talk about. "I just don't think you have the whole picture."

I don't even know what the fuck that means. Should I hear her out? Or am I just setting myself up for some fucked up situation where there's really nothing to gain?

A lot of this was simplified cause no one wants to read a fucking book, but if you guys need any more detail on certain things I'm happy to share.
 

Noodleface

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I guess this depends how much you cared about her. If you were in love, it may be worth cautiously talking to her just to find out what happened. I mean really it could be anything from "just work" to "I have a family on the side I never told you about." I'm the type of person that would at least want to know.

In any case, if she tries to sell you back onto the relationship, tell her you need time (so you cna post about it here)

Also.. you mentioned boobs...

so uh.. we gonna see them titties?
 

mkopec

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If shes that worth it to you than pursue it and hear her out. Its at least worth another try. But let this be the last one, bro. Dont become a simpin sap over this chick keep expectations on the real. From what you said here sounds like shes either double dipping or has some issues with some form of commitment. Maybe its her ex that fucked her up. Or maybe she just wants you to orbit her some more if other things she has brewing dont pan out. It could be all sorts of things, man.
 

Soygen

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How old is this girl? Under 25? Don't waste your time. You sound way more into her than she is into you. The older you get, the quicker you'll recognize that in a relationship and move on(the same goes for when you're just not that into a chick).
 

mkopec

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How old is this girl? Under 25? Don't waste your time. You sound way more into her than she is into you. The older you get, the quicker you'll recognize that in a relationship and move on(the same goes for when you're just not that into a chick).
Thats good advice, man.
 

Tenks

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She may also just be sticking out with a bad relationship because thats her thing. As evidenced by her sticking by some guy for 7 years who was apparently cheating on her left and right.
 

Itlan

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I mean I'm only 26 lol. She's 23. And yeah, boobs in the GWBYHT? Or where?

I guess I'll hear her out. I really don't know what she could have to say or explain that would somehow make me okay with the whole situation. As for the double dipping, I doubt it. More likely the "orbit" theory. Probably just wants attention is my guess.
 

Alex

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Meh. Treat it like the long distance relationship it basically is. Have your fun when you're together and keep loose contact when you're not. Sounds silly to keep that an exclusive relationship.
 

Soygen

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Sounds silly to keep that an exclusive relationship.
Yup, exactly. That said, once you catch the feelings, it can be difficult to separate yourself from them. If you're unhappy with it being basically a booty call with a cool chick, then you should likely just move on.
 

Itlan

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Yeah, I would've been fine with that if that's what it amounted to in the beginning. But when she's talking about a future together, that kind of goes out the window. If it's casual, don't tell me you love me you know? I'm a sensitive guy.
 

Mures

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I mean I'm only 26 lol. She's 23. And yeah, boobs in the GWBYHT? Or where?

I guess I'll hear her out. I really don't know what she could have to say or explain that would somehow make me okay with the whole situation. As for the double dipping, I doubt it. More likely the "orbit" theory. Probably just wants attention is my guess.
Gorgeous 23 yo girl who fucks like a porn star, you go months at a time without seeing her, and youdon'tthink she's double dipping? She's 23 bro! and apparently likes to fuck, she's not going 30 days without getting her some.
 

Noodleface

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I mean I'm only 26 lol. She's 23. And yeah, boobs in the GWBYHT? Or where?

I guess I'll hear her out. I really don't know what she could have to say or explain that would somehow make me okay with the whole situation. As for the double dipping, I doubt it. More likely the "orbit" theory. Probably just wants attention is my guess.
NSFW, clearly:Rerolled
 

mkopec

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Gorgeous 23 yo girl who fucks like a porn star, you go months at a time without seeing her, and youdon'tthink she's double dipping? She's 23 bro! and apparently likes to fuck, she's not going 30 days without getting her some.

Thats what im thinking, this is prime carousel season for chicks. Especially ones coming out of a 7 yr relationship that started when she was 16, lol.