Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface

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Was a_skeleton_03 the guy that said him and the wife would just go straight into sex and never do foreplay? I get the personalities around here confused
 

lurkingdirk

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My wife is supermoist, like the cake. Lube is pretty much never necessary, but we still sometimes use it because it feels a little different and variety is fun. We also use lube for handjobs when we're playing like we're teenagers.
 

Gravy

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Only on Rerolled/Foh is it never certain who is giving and who is receiving handjobs.
 
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Khane

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I'm always receiving. The only thing I give in the bedroom is disappointment
 

Lejina

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Girlfriend won a car; we're taking the cash option of 150k. Right away we agreed to keep it quiet because nearly all her friends are broke as fuck and last thing we want is a bunch of people asking for loans they never intend to pay back. She told two who are pretty well off and they are SO excited for us, one is full on "omg if I was you I'd buy this and that and also this, and weeeee".

The funny thing is we're both pretty frugal (my car is a 2007, I fix it myself and I intend to drive it till its bitter end, I also fix my house myself, we rarely eat out, we upgrade phones like once every 5-6 years at most, etc, you get the type). In spite of buying everything we want, like 40% of our combined salaries ends in savings. So we look at that pile of cash and we go "well, to savings it goes I guess, yay?"

The only thing we came up with buying that wouldn't have be ok beforehand is this thing:

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We suck at spending money.
 

Cad

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I can't even tell what the wooden grandfather clock looking thing is.

Yes just invest it, the extra $ in vanguard will do a lot more for you than an extra car will anyway.
 

Hoss

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I can't tell either. Best guess is a gun cabinet. If that's not it maybe it's one of them things that you hang clothes in. For people too poor to have built in closets.
 

Lejina

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2016 Porsche 911 targa 4s

The picture I linked is a mirror that slides sideway to give access to shelves and hooks for jewelry and makeup.
Looks like shit in the picture but it's actually pretty neat in person.
 

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This is going to sound gay as fuck, but deal with it. Use that money in a way that will give you two great memories. Eat, travel, do something crazy together.

As I sit with my wife going over our lives together, we don't talk about that one time when we bought a gun cabinet, or that badass new computer we bought. It's always places we've traveled together, ate things we thought we'd never eat, and did shit we can't believe we ever did together.
 
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