Marriage and the Power of Divorce

lurkingdirk

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She will suck me off but won't let me blow in her throat or on her face so basically I just say what the hell is the point
There's still excitement for her to decide to bob on your meat stick for a while to lubricate things. Slinging man chowder into her face openings isn't the only reason for getting head.
 

Kriptini

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You know, ever since Ronda Rousey did that interview where she talks about having sex before a match, I've noticed a lot of those girls who do the MMA-style training have been much more frisky.

And they swallow a lot more than pride.
 

Tenks

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"Yet another person on the internet with no successful relationships telling you how to have a successful relationship."
 

Khane

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Every relationship I've ever had has been successful. I'm a free man.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Every relationship I've ever had has been successful. I'm a free man.
It's like an investment book that tells you the only safe play is to never invest in anything.

"Haha I still have the money I started with! #winning!"
 

Noodleface

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I mean he hasn't gotten the Prodigy vocalist hair cut or made any choices like having a girl move in early or giving his kid the middle name "awesome", so as far as we know he is winning.
 

Khane

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I'd compare it much more to dumping it all in when the fruit is ripe and pulling out just before a scandal.

In other words. Acumen.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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I keep trying to decide if an actual female perspective would be welcome here or not. I will agree as a long time happily married person that Khane's advice on happiness in a relationship (in our case, marriage) was definitely part of the equation for the G and me.
 

Alex

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I keep trying to decide if an actual female perspective would be welcome here or not. I will agree as a long time happily married person that Khane's advice on happiness in a relationship (in our case, marriage) was definitely part of the equation for the G and me.
Perfect.
 

Dioblaire

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Silly premise? Not at all. It's a great truth.

Men, want to keep your women happy and have a relationship that lasts? Never stop courting her.

Women, want to keep your men happy and have a relationship that lasts? Never stop sucking his dick.

EDIT: Maybe that should be @TheCloset's first tweet.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Khane again.

Khane dropping wisdom again lol.
 

Lejina

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Who else do you think she should be mad at? Herself? Funny guy.