Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Koushirou

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Adebisi_sl said:
Doesn't all yogurt end up in your throat?
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YOGURT is the #1 choice of do-it-yourselfers everywhere, and is so common that even some professional medical types recommend it. Yogurt contains Lactobacillus acidophilus, a bacterium that also happens to be found in healthy vaginas. Acidophilus kills yeast by producing hydrogen peroxide. Most wimmin using yogurt to treat a yeast infection simply apply it directly to the vulva and gently inject some into the vagina by any means necessary. But how to get in there? Here's a method suggested by one reader: put the yogurt in plastic tampon applicators and freeze them, and then you've got little yogurt-sicles to use next time you get a yeast infection.
 
opiate82

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lol, I just asked my wife (a nurse) about yogurt in the vag fixing yeast infections and with a straight face in a "I thought all women knew this" sort of way she said yup, just make sure it is plain unflavored yogurt. Anything with fruit and/or sugars is a bad idea.
 
lindz

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My question was more along the lines of why that was just posted. A bit of an odd tangent and kind of yuck.
 
Lejina

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One of my ex smeared yogurt on mice asses for pretty much her entire Master degree. The conclusion was that the stuff definitely works.

Koushirou's post was so out of the blue I just assumed he was another friendly bot trying to make conversation.
 
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Noodleface

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How common are yeast infections among young, moderately healthy women?

My wife has never had one that I know of, but if yogurt is the cure maybe now I know why her mom always buys so much - that crotchety bitch
 
Khane

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You're not having enough sex if your wife has never had a yeast infection. Amateur.
 
Noodleface

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I have never done A2P. Only once on accident when I dragged by dick through the asscrack and straight into pleasure town and she got a UTI.
 
lindz

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Dude, I've never had a yeast infection so the yogurt tampon is completely unknown to me. I think some women are just more prone to them than others.

And it's not lack of sex that for sure.
 
BrotherWu

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Girlfriend in college used to get them all the time, but that was when I was getting nookie 2-3 times per day. Wife has never had one. I am seeing a trend here.
 
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