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Chukzombi

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Yelena Belova... So the character has a broken pussy not the actress
and no she is not White Widow, she is a Black Widow assassin. Black Widow is a name given to all female assassins trained in the Red Room. Natasha had no special claim to it, it was just what she was.
i guess so. whatever, her pussy was no good, full of spiders and tumbleweeds.
 
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Mahes

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i guess so. whatever, her pussy was no good, full of spiders and tumbleweeds.
What? I am really confused. You make it sound like this is not attractive.
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Gavinmad

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Widows have a hysterectomy done but I'm not surprised that Chuk doesn't know the difference between a vagina and a uterus.
 
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joz123

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I would say Astr0 has sand in his vagina but I don't know if he had a hysterectomy yet.
 
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Chukzombi

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Widows have a hysterectomy done but I'm not surprised that Chuk doesn't know the difference between a vagina and a uterus.
more pedantry. you are basically saying you have a house with no toilet or bedrooms, but its still a house!
 
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Seananigans

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You guys are being way too literal with Chuck's shitposting. Jesus Christ, people.
 
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Seananigans

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This isn't normal Chuk shitposting, this is like super saiyan full retard.

He typed "pussy" because that's easier to make a shitpost joke out of than "uterus." Then everyone went full retard thinking he was being literal.
 
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Gavinmad

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He typed "pussy" because that's easier to make a shitpost joke out of than "uterus." Then everyone went full retard thinking he was being literal.
Yes, everyone EXCEPT Chuk is going full retard.

Actually I think you just joined him.

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Chukzombi

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He typed "pussy" because that's easier to make a shitpost joke out of than "uterus." Then everyone went full retard thinking he was being literal.
these are just nerds being nerds, gavin is the "ackshually" nerd. he cant help himself, if he sees a small error in someone's post, his self righteous indignation takes over and he calls you poopy names for not being totally accurate. its irritating sometimes, but its funny watching him sperg out even when the post is a joke and i dont really give a shit if white widow's pussy is literally broken or that its just her reproduction abilities have been broken. these are people who see my post with a gif of tumbleweeds and ignore it because they think i am being super serious.
 

Xarpolis

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these are just nerds being nerds, gavin is the "ackshually" nerd. he cant help himself, if he sees a small error in someone's post, his self righteous indignation takes over and he calls you poopy names for not being totally accurate. its irritating sometimes, but its funny watching him sperg out even when the post is a joke and i dont really give a shit if white widow's pussy is literally broken or that its just her reproduction abilities have been broken. these are people who see my post with a gif of tumbleweeds and ignore it because they think i am being super serious.
Ok fellow nerds. I want to get a clear definition on the table. At what point does an actually change from a meaningful correction to an ackshually minor grievance? If someone's talking about the new Lightyear movie, and says it's a movie about the dude that becomes a toy but you correct them that the dude doesn't become a toy but did such a good job that he's celebrated figure that they make a toy of, just so others can have fake adventures with his likeness... Is that actually or ackshually? I just want clarity. PS - I corrected my daughter like that after seeing the trailer.
 

Ambiturner

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He typed "pussy" because that's easier to make a shitpost joke out of than "uterus." Then everyone went full retard thinking he was being literal.

Did you miss the posts where he was talking about how terrible a fling would be with a hot chick who had a hysterectomy and whatever the fuck the tumbleweeds are supposed to mean?

I mean, he did the tumbleweeds thing twice. I really think he thought they did something with her vagina
 
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Gavinmad

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a young chick with a broken pussy is a waste of time unless you want to one night stand or hate kids or something
I take it back, Chuk did seem to clearly understand that her vagina works just fine and she just can't get pregnant.

Unfortunately his take is even dumber than my original theory that he didn't understand the difference between a vagina and a uterus.
 
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