"SHIELD is about top elite agents working on contingencies". "This end of the civilzzed world device is guarded with 5 russian operatives, but we can't afford an escape plan. Please let us scoobydoo our shit so that our huge ass vertical plane can easily take care of that random dozen terrorists while you get aboard the mystery machine".
Also, nerd sandwich is an absolute dogbait but let's lay around waiting for some terrorist truck conveniently mag-us into our target. But I guess it's a standard in a tv show where you're operating in a top-secret Agency Hub where you can tazer anyone for the lulz and pirate anything with out-hacking your super alien tech brace, because finding your biological parents upon some redacted .pdf file is above modern hacking after all. It's so awful it's fun to watch, especially when Hollywood ties are on payroll.