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Grimmlokk

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Grimmlokk

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I'd pay for that just to see Pat high kick Ronda in her face. Just because I hate that fucking Metro PCS commercial with her and Cain.

"I'm smarter I'm faster I'm cuntier"
 
Gavinmad

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Yeah that commercial could have been comedy gold if they just ended it with Cain going 'Im prettier', but instead they had to show Ronda all glammed up.
 
Noah

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so what is Dana White's track record on saying hes found the next big thing from TUF and that person loosing? It has to be as bad of a jinx as that one poster.
 
Gavinmad

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Does he really think he'll get some wildly better contract somewhere like bellator with the way he acts?
 
Grimmlokk

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Well, hewouldget a better contract with Bellator. If nothing else because Scott Coker wants to blow his brother. The thing is his contract is only bad because of shitty management and him being a fucking idiot. His last fight on his old contract was 50/50. When they negotiated the new one he took a big signing bonus up front and 15/15 per fight. His plan was to win his next fight against Benson Henderson and get the belt. They always renegotiate with champions. He never expected to have to actually fight for 15 and 15. Then Bendo beat him. Then Josh Thompson kicked him to sleep. Then he started whining about the front-loaded contract he signed trying to get one over on the UFC. Now he's trying to take that signing bonus and run away from the shitty per-fight numbers he agreed to.

Fuck him.
 
Gavinmad

Gavinmad

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Yeah I wasn't sure how accurate the comments section on a reddit post was, but if that's indeed the case, I concur, fuck him.

Takes a special kind of idiot to take a bad contract on the assumption that you'll win a championship and be able to renegotiate.
 
Grimmlokk

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People were calling for Joe Rogan to fight him. Rogan's response

"I would break that drug test like a hammer hitting a carnival bell in a bugs bunny cartoon."
 
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