Naked and Afraid

I made the mistake of watching episode 2 of XL before going to bed. I couldn't sleep after that because I was so pissed. I really don't know how that one dude (the non-hippie) didn't punch her in the fucking face. I'm not saying I'd actually hit her, because of the whole woman thing, and it being on national television and I don't want to be "that guy", but I don't know how I don't at least grab her and shove her to the ground, or tackle her as she's running away with our stuff, or something. Just watching her I wanted to punch her so badly. I don't know any of the correct psychological terms, but she clearly has a fucking screw loose and should get help, because she's really and truly fucked in the head. She's the bitch that would throw everything you own out onto the lawn...from the second floor window. And then set it on fire. And run it over with the car.

Fuck, what a cunt.

She is missing a few electrolytes. A punch to the face is the fastest delivery method.

Yeah, I was actually thinking that they should have called the producers in and said that they didn't feel comfortable giving her machete back because she might kill them in the middle of the night. No joke, I think they should have, even if only to fuck with her unstable brain even more. Oh man, she'd have fucking lost it if the producers actually sided with the dudes. She might have hacked them all up right there.

The sad thing is that no one that knows her in person will tell her she's in the wrong when watching the show, out of fear of how she might react, or because they are as delusional as her (they'd have to be to be friends with her still), or because they are (stupidly) trying to get some of that pussy maybe. I'm sure she still thinks, even after watching it again on television, that she was the victim and had no other recourse but to do what she did.

It is possible she could end up being my most hated person on television after this is all over. I have a terrible memory so I might be forgetting someone truly awful, but she's headed straight to the top if she keeps this up. I'm sure the guy that pushed to have her back on is getting all sorts of high-fives from the executives too.

Yeah I wasn't saying the producers would actually remove her if the guys said they feared she'd kill them, it would just fuck with her mind even more that it was even being discussed. She thinks that she's completely in the right here, so to have someone question that and even consider whether or not to kick her out for that would be enraging to her most likely.

The funny thing is, everyone compares her to the psycho dude, but they are nothing at all alike. He over-shared, definitely, and he has a warped view of reality, no question. But the difference is that he realizes it, and realizes that it isn't acceptable in normal company, and actively tries to correct his behavior. He has repeatedly stifled his urges to get pissed (letting the turtle go is a huge example) for the sake of keeping peace within the team. In fact, I'd say his team has done far more to annoy him than Honora's team has done to her. I mean fuck, they make fun of him while he's out hunting for meat that you sure as shit know they are going to eat too if he catches it. They both climbed trees to get fruit for their team, and both exposed themselves to a decent level of risk to do it. And they both were pretty much blown off without much of a thanks afterward. The bitch went all psycho and threw crap in the river. The dude went off on his own. He may despise those two "worthless" chicks, and may have actually skinned them alive for a coat in a real survival situation, but he understands there are rules and behavioral norms, and he is doing his best to follow them. He may not be my first choice of survival buddy, but he certainly comes in miles above Honora.

Hah, cocksuckers reeled us in with the Honora thing last week and got people talking about what she'd do next. Fuckers!

Maester Chuk_sl said:

these lazy bitches need some ass paddling

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Those bitches are gonna starve without Shane doing all their shit for them. Unless the editing has purposely avoided showing them do shit, they haven't done a goddamn thing since getting there. I hope they both have to tap out and Shane watches, munching on a capybara leg, as they are carted off, dehydrated and starving.

Dani Julien has the best ass of the show, Jesus her hips are so wide, and the other Dani is the cutest one overall.
Dani Julien is the one that almost quits her team.

Alpha male team is looking like a bunch of idiots, which we knew they were.
"Let me make this leet turtle trap." Turtle walks away....

Camp bromance is awesome, Dani should had stayed, but instead she is going to bring 2 more mouths to feed. It was hilarious her trying to sneak in the guys and failing miserably. It was cute of her.

A turtle can generate pretty good force with its flippers if you've ever held one that size. It probably just pushed its way out. I was thinking that would happen the moment I saw their pathetic cage anyway. It was still hilarious when it happened though.