NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Ambiturner
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And what punishment should they give him Ambiturner the wise? Cut him immediately for being an idiot with TSA security during the offseason?
Ambiturner
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I'm expecting similar punishments to what he received for his multiple DUIs and involvement in gang shootings and stabbings.
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49ers Aldon Smith Named in Lawsuit over 2012 House Party Shooting | Bleacher Report
Here you go Disp, since you don't know shit about shit
Here you go Disp, since you don't know shit about shit
Joeboo
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Mizzou keeping it real. kicking their star player off the team this week for a domestic assault, star alum Aldon Smith going shitsnacks crazy at an airport and getting arrested, and also this week one of our basketball players tried to run over a teammate with a car, the teammate had to get a restraining order, and the player that was doing the carmageddon impression got kicked off the team.
Columbia Missouri sounds like quite a different town since I was there 15 years ago. Jesus Christ
Columbia Missouri sounds like quite a different town since I was there 15 years ago. Jesus Christ
Reading PFT during the offseason is not my thing...it's just Florio posting dull non-news stories, wild speculation, or silly gossip to keep the page going between the draft, training camps, and actual games. Your mileage may vary...but half the time just skip PFT and go to TMZ directly. Straight from the horse's mouth and shit.
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He got stabbed by someone and fired his gun to get people to leave. You twist words around just like Florio to pretend it was a drive-by gang fight or something.
Maybe they should do something harsh like the Cowboys did with Switzer. You know, fine him $75k and call it a day. Cause being drunk and stupid is pretty much the same thing as bringing a loaded firearm to the airport. Aldon is dumb as shit sometimes and doesn't have a lot of common sense. You on the other hand, are always impossibly stupid.
Daezuel
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It's pretty routine for people to get guests off their property by firing their guns off. Getting stabbed beforehand is too.
Ambiturner
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He threw a party where people got shot and stabbed by gang members. Really don't see how I'm twisting any words around. Eagles released Jackson for less. Pretty sad when the Eagles are far and away a classier organization.
But definitely a timely burn with the Barry Switzer thing. Maybe when you're done with this temper tantrum you can leave again because people aren't nice enough to you? I miss those days
But definitely a timely burn with the Barry Switzer thing. Maybe when you're done with this temper tantrum you can leave again because people aren't nice enough to you? I miss those days
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A.S. is dumb because he puts himself in these positions where shit can go ghetto in a hurry. And to think he isn't just a little more than a bit implicit in these goings on is naive.
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Aldon Smith held that chick down while Rapernick gave her the Raperdick.
Harbaugh was there too. All purple in the face and shrieking like an asshole at Rapernick for not going anal first.
edit: Alex Smith was at the same time nursing an injured puppy back to health.
Harbaugh was there too. All purple in the face and shrieking like an asshole at Rapernick for not going anal first.
edit: Alex Smith was at the same time nursing an injured puppy back to health.