NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

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Azeth_sl said:
please, god, give the AFC east the NFC north this year for off-division games. this thread will be much more fun
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Why? It's basically free wins for all the AFCE teams.

Azeth_sl said:
Ralph Wilson Stadium in Buffalo sucks also. Its basically plopped right into a grimy redneck neighborhood. You'll likely pay a dickhead buffalo fan named Billy to park in his fucking front yard. All the while being harassed by toothless buffalo fans
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Wakandan you crazy. The Ralph is awesome. The neighborhood isn't redneck at all, it's basically a suburb and the only way you're parking on someone's lawn is if you decided to show up at 12:30 to a 1:00 game. There's 4 HUGE parking lots that can normally hold everyone.

The harassment's there though, the Canadian Bills fans are by far the worst people I've ever met in my life.

Royal_sl said:
The list of asshats working at the four letter that would need to be accomplices to the crime to make that network watchable would fill a small book.
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That fat fuck Bob Ley would be straight at the top of that list.
 
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Sutekh_sl said:
That fat fuck Bob Ley would be straight at the top of that list.
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Bob Ley is indeed fat, HOWEVAH, you are incorrect. Stephen A. Smith / Skip Bayless murder / suicide is the #1 event that would help return the four letter to watchability. Stu Scott a close second. Bram Weinstein is an uber fag (dude put on kiss make-up on Sportscenter), he was also an insufferable cunt while working in DC. And don't even get me started on Oldermann 2.0. How a guy that was dropped by almost a half a dozen networks and had to crawl back to ESPN can still maintain such a smug prick persona on camera is beyond me.

This actually might warrant its own thread.
 
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Bob Book_sl said:
Bob Ley is indeed fat, HOWEVAH, you are incorrect. Stephen A. Smith / Skip Bayless murder / suicide is the #1 event that would help return the four letter to watchability. Stu Scott a close second. Bram Weinstein is an uber fag (dude put on kiss make-up on Sportscenter), he was also an insufferable cunt while working in DC. And don't even get me started on Oldermann 2.0. How a guy that was dropped by almost a half a dozen networks and had to crawl back to ESPN can still maintain such a smug prick persona on camera is beyond me.

This actually might warrant its own thread.
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Yeah it's good and all to be annoyed with what those annoying pieces of shit say. But Bob Ley makes it his personal responsibility to ruin people's lives and careers. Doing an entire news special accusing people of molesting children when there is no evidence to support the claims aside from a crack head that needs more money for Junk. He's a piece of shit that deserves nothing short of torture.
 
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They're apparently going to start flexing the SNF game starting in week 5 instead of 11 this season. Clearly the NFL's undisputed flagship game now. If only the logistics of flexing the Monday night games could work, seems like it's become a dumping ground of shit games and who wants that in prime time?
 
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Ahh I forgot about the Syracuse angle, fair enough.

At least Jay Mariotti beat his girlfriend and got shitcanned, amirite?
 
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Russell Wilson makes 'difficult decision' to file for divorce | FOX Sports on MSN

Noooooo, think about the wife gif!!!!

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Niners/Hawks match up 2 times in three weeks late in the season. Niners should have Bowman back by then. At least this time the prime time game between the two teams will be in San Fran.
 
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opiate82_sl said:
Niners/Hawks match up 2 times in three weeks late in the season. Niners should have Bowman back by then. At least this time the prime time game between the two teams will be in San Fran.
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Finally avoiding that shit this year. We get Bengals, Steelers, @Browns to start the season, which is hectic but I like all that division action out of the way early. Then its Bengals to close October and Steelers the next week. Only late season divisional shenanigans for us this year is week 17 hosting the Browns, which is the least worrisome of all scenarios.
 
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lol, Seahawks fans are bitching because they *ONLY* got 4 primetime games (max for any team is 5). Fucking national media doesn't respect Seattle!
 
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Jesus... Cowboys have three nationally televised games in a row. @NYG Sunday before Thanksgiving on NBC, vs Philly on Thanksgiving, @Bears the following Thursday on NFLN. Two division games and a team that's always given them fits. Brutal stretch.
 
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opiate82_sl said:
lol, Seahawks fans are bitching because they *ONLY* got 4 primetime games (max for any team is 5). Fucking national media doesn't respect Seattle!
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Why do fans care about prime time games? Respect? I'll take one o'clock all season long as a fan. I understand the owners wanting their team to get them but as a fan I want to get the shit over with, win or lose.
 
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Sigh, the Packers get to be the first win-less team... for a week, at least.

And congrats to the Redskins for beating the Cowboys on SNF to win the division on Dec 28th. Not the team I was expecting to win that division, but the tradition must live on.
 
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With last year being an aberration in the law of "Philadelphia's home opener opponent will win the Superbowl," it is now decreed that Jacksonville will win the Super Bowl.
 
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