GUYS IF YOU DIDN'T COME YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU SAW THE MILLENNIUM FALCON YOU ARE EITHER A KID OR NOT A STAR WARS FAN.
fuck you.
fuck you.
[NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT
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Melvin
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What we saw so far is totally half-assed.FUCK YOU FOR HAVING SUCH LOW EXPECTATIONS THAT THAT SKANK ASS BULLSHIT MADE YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD.
I may not have been clear, but the caps lock portion was me imitating others who were "right on".
I don't appreciate being called some joyless fuck for not getting excited over nothing. These same dipshits were probably the ones clapping and cheering when the credits rolled during Phantom Menace, because that's what half the theater did because people are fucking stupid.
Melvin
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Yeah, sorry, I misunderstood the caps lock as an actual legitimate response.
Honestly, I'm not all that worked up about it. But it's still disappointing seeing something that over-produced to the point that there's more "polish" there than there is substance. And that's what I see in that MF shot.
Feien
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Under this logic all movies should have stabilized shots, or better yet, no camera movement. Anything else would be a cheap and dirty lie
They've shown us 60 seconds of the movie with no context... approximately 1/120th of the movie and we're already bitching.
This is going to be neuron-poppingly awesome, and George Lucas will spend the rest of his life shitting himself with envy.
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Did these nerds just go from chimping out about crossbars on a lightsaber to raging over them flipping the camera on the Falcon scene?
Reminds me of those old Harlan Ellison interviews where he goes on, and on how everything in Star Wars didn't make any sense at all.
Reminds me of those old Harlan Ellison interviews where he goes on, and on how everything in Star Wars didn't make any sense at all.
Melvin
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I know you're trying to intentionally say something stupid, but you're really not that far from the truth. Shaky cams and split second jump cuts are absolutely overused gimmicks, and the original Star Wars trilogy would not have been as good if those cheap techniques were used back then.Under this logic all movies should have stabilized shots, or better yet, no camera movement. Anything else would be a cheap and dirty lie
They've shown us 60 seconds of the movie with no context... approximately 1/120th of the movie and we're already bitching.
Abefroman
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Yes, It's over-produced apparently. A fucking Star Wars movie, is over-produced.....
Melvin
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Remember when Lucas tried to "Enhance" the original trilogy and ended up just taking a CGI dump all over everything? Yes, over-production is a real thing that people with brains may sometimes have opinions about.
You mean like screen wipes?? the most over used film transition until the last 30 years when Flilmakers were like this is retarded as all hell.
If anything over used gimmicky shots, and transitions are a staple of Star Wars..
Abefroman
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That's not why people had a problem with the enhanced version, well most people at least. I would never speak for a dipshit like you.