North Korean Hackers Attack On Sony

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Diemess

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I'm pretty well convinced this was a coup from within their own IT departments or a former employee.

Most security experts outside the government have said the same thing, and the government is usually wrong when it comes to this stuff.
Agreed. It's hilarious to see that the FBI and OBAMA are so convinced NK did it.
 

Kuro

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The hackers are actually just James Franco. It's an experimental film.
 

khalid

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I am kind of shocked that anyone thinks that any studio would release a movie in the wake of terrorist threats against the audience.
Oh for fucks sake Chaos, you are smarter than this. CREDIBLE threats matter, not bullshit. You really think its credible for "9/11 style attacks" for showing this film?

If you cave to this shit, you might as well just never show any controversial film again. Forget showing anything religious or touching on politics now that we have a precedent that any threat means instant total collapse of the film industry.
 

khalid

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Sony is under no obligation to be your hero baby.
No fucking shit Sony doesn't have an obligation to do smart things or heroic things. However, if they do the cowardly move, then we can surely call it for what it is.
 

Malakriss

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I see Kim finally watched Ocean's Eleven to find out who George Clooney is. So now he "knows a guy" and is willing to help track down these guys for Benedict.
 

chaos

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Oh for fucks sake Chaos, you are smarter than this. CREDIBLE threats matter, not bullshit. You really think its credible for "9/11 style attacks" for showing this film?

If you cave to this shit, you might as well just never show any controversial film again. Forget showing anything religious or touching on politics now that we have a precedent that any threat means instant total collapse of the film industry.
It isn't even Sony, it is the theaters. I really don't know if the threat us credible or not, honestly neither do you. But it was enough for theater owners to get real conservative real quick. And after Aurora I don't blame them. What you call cowardly I am thinking was just a botton line decision.
 

Furry

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Agreed. It's hilarious to see that the FBI and OBAMA are so convinced NK did it.
I doubt they are. They just dont wanna say CHINA DID IT like everyone already knows.
 

Mist

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In order of most likely to least likely:

1. Ex-employees. (Think Milton)
2. Current employees.
3. Hired Russian hackers.
4. Bored children.
5. China.
6. Wizardhawk.
7. Cartman.
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9. Dinosaurs.
10. Actual North (best) Korea.
 

Malakriss

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Citation needed, and no, Michelle Bachmann coming to you in a dream doesn't count.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Things more likely to happen than NK sleeper cells ruining my movie going experience.

1. Cheney admitting what he had done was torture and that torture is bad.
2. Merlin getting off government assistance.
3. Bmizzle posting a coherent sentence.
4. General Coward actually having the balls to do what he talks about.
5. Lightning flying out of my ass.
6. Araysar admitting Russia sucks.
7. Lumie curing cancer with garlic.
8. Johnny49 getting every STD imaginable.
9. Prostitute picking up pills on your porch and leaving immediately, nothing happening after.
10. Hoss or Big P actually being able to grasp a simple concept.

Grow a set of balls Chaos, NK attacking us "9/11 style" is laughable at best and you should be ashamed for not laughing in their faces.
 

chaos

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Yeah, sure. But burning a theater or a lone gunman mass shooting are completely plausible. It isn't your money, the people who own the theaters don't want to take the risk. Really that's the end of the story.

As for whether or not they did it, we know they have been actively building attack cells using resources and techniques they get feom Iran, and we know they were likely involved in the Aramco hack back in 2012 . And we know they could have made off with millions, they very literally owned the network, and they didn't, instead opting to embarrass the execs. I don't see why it is so far fetched.
 

Sebudai

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They could minimize their "risk" even further by not even owning a theater in the first place! Imagine how safe that would be!

It just makes good business sense, guys.
 

Palum

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Leaving the house is a dangerous enterprise... until you consider home invasions. Where can you run???
 

khalid

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Its a wonder that Chaos is brave enough to leave his house, what with sleeper cells of NK agents lurking everywhere. Shit is scary.
 

Borzak

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Yeah nobody likes my opinion. I'm fine with that.

My point was that for someone to say "check with me" or wish they would have checked with me first implies that they actually have some saying in the outcome. In this case he didn't, as far as the business decision to not come out with the movie in whatever time frame.

Of course nobody wants to bow to terrorist but I'm going to guess Sony actually has some sort of plan in place or is working on it. But to say check with me implies that the president could have persuaded them to do anything different when Sony is in the business to make money, not friends and politcal allies.
 

khalid

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My point was that for someone to say "check with me" or wish they would have checked with me first implies that they actually have some saying in the outcome.
No, what it could mean is that he has some information that could be useful to the cowards (like, no really, NK doesn't have sleeper agents able to pull off 9/11 style attacks) or that he could give them some additional protection to help them come to a decision not based on cowardice.

Only in your Obama Derangement Syndrome mind does it mean that Obama wants to order Sony to do something.
 

khalid

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The people who own the theaters don't want to take the risk. Really that's the end of the story.
Let me try and engage you more seriously. If you read the rest of this thread, you would know that there are theaters willing to "take the risk". Why shouldn't Sony give them permission to show the movie?