Obi-Wan Kenobi
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That was just Vader being Vader and throwing his dick around in front of his subordinates. That fit the character fine. His sudden onset of severe dementia on the other hand...
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The scenes with Obi Wan and Leia were good. The rest of the acting is so fucking bad that it made Indira Varma seem good at acting by comparison, which is quite a feat.
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The public reviews of this shit show have cemented my stance on cutting this franchise off at Return of the Jedi.
Sorry The Mandalorian was just a dick tease.
Sorry The Mandalorian was just a dick tease.
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this was so goddamned bullshit. i had decided i want gonna watch this anymore and just read the thread in case it got better, but as always. i get bored and said, fuck it and slapped it on. it had the makings of a good episode, every scene builds to something then it just blue balls you at the end like its a fucking joke. haha, i bet you were liking star wars there for a second, werent you? no bitch, we need to interrupt this program for a horrible piece of writing to prevent that from ever happening. they made Obi Wan a complete fucktard. why did Jimmy Smits think it was a good idea to send in OB1 when he could have just paid the fucking space ransom and had Leia back by now?
this contrived OB1 v Vader fight was so disjointed that i thought it was some wet dream Vader was having in the bacta tank. no apparently this really happened in the show and this one way tunnel that Leia and Sand Slut was running through really is capable of leaving when the story says so and Revquanda was already able to teleport to the end without meeting Sand Slut or Leia on the way. or even knowing where it fucking ended up. Vader roasts OB1 then fire happens and somehow he cant wtfcrush simple robots like Luke could in the Mando show or like he could himself in RotS.
this is a pile of shit, but i guess i am in it for 3 more weeks just to see how much more they clown OB1 and every last ounce of love i had for this franchise.
also holy shit they made the asian guy super butthurt for this entire episode. they literally turned him into an asian stereotype.
this contrived OB1 v Vader fight was so disjointed that i thought it was some wet dream Vader was having in the bacta tank. no apparently this really happened in the show and this one way tunnel that Leia and Sand Slut was running through really is capable of leaving when the story says so and Revquanda was already able to teleport to the end without meeting Sand Slut or Leia on the way. or even knowing where it fucking ended up. Vader roasts OB1 then fire happens and somehow he cant wtfcrush simple robots like Luke could in the Mando show or like he could himself in RotS.
this is a pile of shit, but i guess i am in it for 3 more weeks just to see how much more they clown OB1 and every last ounce of love i had for this franchise.
also holy shit they made the asian guy super butthurt for this entire episode. they literally turned him into an asian stereotype.
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this was so goddamned bullshit. i had decided i want gonna watch this anymore and just read the thread in case it got better, but as always. i get bored and said, fuck it and slapped it on. it had the makings of a good episode, every scene builds to something then it just blue balls you at the end like its a fucking joke. haha, i bet you were liking star wars there for a second, werent you? no bitch, we need to interrupt this program for a horrible piece of writing to prevent that from ever happening. they made Obi Wan a complete fucktard. why did Jimmy Smits think it was a good idea to send in OB1 when he could have just paid the fucking space ransom and had Leia back by now?
this contrived OB1 v Vader fight was so disjointed that i thought it was some wet dream Vader was having in the bacta tank. no apparently this really happened in the show and this one way tunnel that Leia and Sand Slut was running through really is capable of leaving when the story says so and Revquanda was already able to teleport to the end without meeting Sand Slut or Leia on the way. or even knowing where it fucking ended up. Vader roasts OB1 then fire happens and somehow he cant wtfcrush simple robots like Luke could in the Mando show or like he could himself in RotS.
this is a pile of shit, but i guess i am in it for 3 more weeks just to see how much more they clown OB1 and every last ounce of love i had for this franchise.
also holy shit they made the asian guy super butthurt for this entire episode. they literally turned him into an asian stereotype.
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Just finished ep3
didnt appreciate the shitty hack directing. Mutliple scenes missing during the episode climax. "Bring him to me" being one of them. As well as the tunnel scene with the black chick.
Deborah Chow ain't it....... You want to see good directing, check some stuff by the Duffer Brothers.
They won't feed me shit and get praise for it. The directing sucked. I don't care about mediocre acting.
didnt appreciate the shitty hack directing. Mutliple scenes missing during the episode climax. "Bring him to me" being one of them. As well as the tunnel scene with the black chick.
Deborah Chow ain't it....... You want to see good directing, check some stuff by the Duffer Brothers.
They won't feed me shit and get praise for it. The directing sucked. I don't care about mediocre acting.
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