Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Chukzombi

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It does seem so much worse when you break it down like that.
ive seen other youtubers use the TLJ comparison. in Disney Star Wars, both Luke and Ob1 have PTSD, both are losers, both are shit force users and both are completely upstaged by women. OB1 couldnt even keep himself from saying Leia instead of Lula. even room temperature IQ stormtrooper caught it. even retard Bullwinkle alien could tell they were suspect.
 
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shabushabu

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Man. Every line that inquisitor with the bad hat delivers is cringe worthy .
 
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Gavinmad

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whats the odds he gets the promotion over Revkwanda?
Zero, because the Grand Inquisitor isn't dead. He's still Fifth Brother when he gets introduced in Rebels, where the Inquisitors actually made good villains instead of bickering morons.

 

Chukzombi

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Zero, because the Grand Inquisitor isn't dead. He's still Fifth Brother when he gets introduced in Rebels, where the Inquisitors actually made good villains instead of bickering morons.


you're assuming they arent retconning the inquisitors and it clearly looks like they are altering them somewhat already.
 

Gavinmad

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it clearly looks like they are altering them somewhat already.
It clearly looks like they're getting about as close as they can to recreating an animated character in live action. And seeing as how they explicitly declared Clone Wars and Rebels to still be canon during the great extended universe purge, it seems quite unlikely they would grab existing characters only to retcon them when Rebels is still so recent.
 

kroenen

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lol, did somebody hold a gun to his head? i guess Disney has him by the balls now. should be the other way around, but here we are.

Get in line or risk getting replaced with diversity hire...


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shabushabu

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Zero, because the Grand Inquisitor isn't dead. He's still Fifth Brother when he gets introduced in Rebels, where the Inquisitors actually made good villains instead of bickering morons.


Damn , the voice actor for 5th guy = 100 times better than the guy doing him in OBI Wan series.
 

spronk

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rumor is the ending for season 1 (episode 6) was edited to keep
Reva
alive for season 2 after the initial numbers just blew away every other D+ show to date

lol we get what we deserve
 
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amigo

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I was kinda hoping this would be watchable and had decided to wait until the end to binge it but it looks like I won't have to.
KK is the Amber Turd of cultural vandalism.
 

Kirun

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I swear that tunnel made no fucking sense. Reva somehow ends up all the way at the exit before Leia and the other woman managed to backtrack and go out without crossing Reva on the way.
I think the implication is that the tunnel isn't just one, long, continuous tunnel but an actual series of them. Otherwise, the chick showing up at the end to help Obi-Wan and making it through Reva makes zero fucking sense. Likewise with Leia. Then again, the episode also had the gate scene and the fire scene, so...
 

Fucker

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What a Chimpathon. Whatever casting director found Moses should have chased her back up the tree. That woman is a single adnine and thymine pair from peeing in her own mouth, What a chimpy knuckle dragger she is.
 
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Fucker

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LOL @ the fight. Darf was shopping for Underoos. No hatred. No rage. Simply price matching superhero branded underpants.

Next up! Darf explains extended clothes dryer warranties.
 

Xenrauk

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Combination of bad writing or directing. Ok when Tala opened the door it showed there was multiple paths, so it's possible she went another way to meet up with obi-wan and not bump into Reva, but how did she and the Loader know he would be at that spot with vadar though? who knows. How do they explain Reva getting ahead to the end of the tunnel to meet Leia? other than Tala was leading Leia down the longest way out? and Reva took a shorter route because she certainly didn't get past Leia, but her first time through there how did she know where to go? I guess her powers sniffed that out for her? But of course they wanted to show some "surprise" moments in the end, instead of showing some extra seconds of scenes to explain stuff so the pay off moments wouldn't look so stupid.

Vader doing random evil stuff to draw out Obi-wan like Reva did with the knife to the bar person I guess? Which he didn't need to do since he could sense Obi-wan really well going by the chase scenes.

"These are not the droids you are looking for" I guess Obi-wan doesn't remember he can use mind trick for another 10 years.. multiple places he could have used it, wtf.

Laser gate lol, it's to stop vehicles, people/troopers can still walk around it, but they didn't get back in the truck so wtf?

Can only hope it's gets better because they won't have a Mandalorian and baby yoda to save them from bad episodes this time.
 

Masakari

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Because we're watching it, the Disney staff has no reason to believe what they are creating is terrible.
 

Oldbased

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Not taking up for him, but he's a classically trained actor.

In the N.W.A. movie Straight Outta Compton, they had Eazy-E's son in consideration at first to play the young Eazy. They cut him because he wasn't a trained actor, and Ice Cube's son got to keep his role playing his father because he could handle the dramatics.

He's not just Ice Cube's son. He took acting seriously-- however that pays off for him I don't know. I just know he's a trained actor and went through schooling for it.
I can respec that. Hope it paid off for him and pays off in the future.
Just because someone becomes "educated" though has shown it does not mean they can or will put it to good use.
 

j00t

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speak for yourself. my tricorn hat has a nice skull and crossbones on it
 
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