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Asshat wormie

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The buck stops with the director.

Don't like the acting. Blame the director. It's their job to explain what they want, rehearse, and do as many takes as necessary to get the performance needed. Often times a director will make a shitty actor parrot a line spoon fed to them to get it done. A good director can hide a bad actor to the point you would never know.

Don't like the editing? Blame the director. It's their job to be the final QA before the stuff goes to print. Editors miss shit all the time, but that's why you have the director to be the final test.

Don't like the cinematography? Again, director. The DP offers suggestions for the shot, but the director gives the final go ahead.

In most cases (not all) the director can even change shitty dialogue or in some cases, major plot points to help a story be told better.

With Mando, Chow inherited a machine that was already running. All that was needed was to keep it going. Most people could have done this. That's why I rolled my eyes when everyone praised Bryce Dallas Howard. She wasn't the reason that episode of Boba Fett was good. Things were already in motion/written. All she had to do was yell action and fix any bad performances, which, Mando wearing a helmet really helps.

And quit the racist shit. Looking at you Cukzombi, and a few others. This nogress/revqwanda shit is tired. The 1950s are never coming back. You lost. Get over it. There are plenty of reasons to hate on this actress besides her having a darker skin tone than you, or her attractiveness level. Going that route just makes you all look like ignorant assholes. Shit, can you imagine women complaining that the villain wasn't handsome enough? Fuck is wrong with you inbreds?
Get a load of this darkie lover. I bet your mom fucks blacks. Fucking gross.

Also this show gets shittier the more I think about it.
 
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zignor 4

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Yes, surely the cure for companies like Disney who drown themselves silly in the inclusive/wokeness/SJW Kool Aid is to continually splatter the internet with repulsive racist garbage. Yup, that's the key.

I mean at least have the dignity to make it entertaining.
 

Ossoi

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Yes, surely the cure for companies like Disney who drown themselves silly in the inclusive/wokeness/SJW Kool Aid is to continually splatter the internet with repulsive racist garbage. Yup, that's the key.

I mean at least have the dignity to make it entertaining.

It's culture war 101 - both sides fuel each other. The comparitive handful of idiots who directly troll black actors just makes the Studios double down on diversity
 

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people who watched rebels know whats up

also who names their kid Joby wtf
 
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The buck stops with the director.

Don't like the acting. Blame the director. It's their job to explain what they want, rehearse, and do as many takes as necessary to get the performance needed. Often times a director will make a shitty actor parrot a line spoon fed to them to get it done. A good director can hide a bad actor to the point you would never know.

Don't like the editing? Blame the director. It's their job to be the final QA before the stuff goes to print. Editors miss shit all the time, but that's why you have the director to be the final test.

Don't like the cinematography? Again, director. The DP offers suggestions for the shot, but the director gives the final go ahead.

In most cases (not all) the director can even change shitty dialogue or in some cases, major plot points to help a story be told better.

With Mando, Chow inherited a machine that was already running. All that was needed was to keep it going. Most people could have done this. That's why I rolled my eyes when everyone praised Bryce Dallas Howard. She wasn't the reason that episode of Boba Fett was good. Things were already in motion/written. All she had to do was yell action and fix any bad performances, which, Mando wearing a helmet really helps.

And quit the racist shit. Looking at you Cukzombi, and a few others. This nogress/revqwanda shit is tired. The 1950s are never coming back. You lost. Get over it. There are plenty of reasons to hate on this actress besides her having a darker skin tone than you, or her attractiveness level. Going that route just makes you all look like ignorant assholes. Shit, can you imagine women complaining that the villain wasn't handsome enough? Fuck is wrong with you inbreds?
Depends on the production. Directors take marking orders from the EP, who in some cases control everything.
 

Chukzombi

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Yes, surely the cure for companies like Disney who drown themselves silly in the inclusive/wokeness/SJW Kool Aid is to continually splatter the internet with repulsive racist garbage. Yup, that's the key.

I mean at least have the dignity to make it entertaining.
i mix in humor with my posts, if that humor offends some, then i did my job.
 

Chukzombi

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Which in this case the director is also the executive producer.
i dont even understand why we are arguing when all of us, even the Disney shils here hated this episode. its a massive clusterfuck that cant be denied.
 
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again I'm not defending chow, she got the job because she's willing to tow the company line, so she definitely deserves some criticism... I'm just saying that there are A LOT of people who are at fault.
pretty sure she got the job cuz shes like one of 3 bipoc woman director in hollywood that isn't tyler perry in a dress.
 
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All this bitching is gonna make me finally hate-watch The Last Jedi.
 
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I haven't watched Ep 8, Ep 9, or Solo and that ain't gonna change.
Same exact 3 for me. I've thought about it, because I'm generally not as critical as a lot of people on these boards. But I've read enough that the facepalm is too large.
 
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I sadly watched 8 in theaters but I am eternally grateful that was the exact movie my theater switched to reserved seating and I did not have to wait hours in line.

Only seen parts of Solo on TV but I did not watch 9 or the Resistance cartoon that got cancelled early. Boba Fett and Kenobi will likely earn a shelf spot next to them, same with anything else KK is currently cooking up. Hopefully Ahsoka is at least watchable but there's no future in a franchise that has to continually dodge around its own awful bullshit in an attempt to stay relevant.
 
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Chukzombi

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havent seen a minute of Solo or Ep 9. Not even a trailer.
the only thing offensive about Solo is that Lando fucks the computer that ends up on the Millenium Falcon. the rest is just mostly boring,. i still havent seen ep9 or Rogue 1
 

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Solo is a lot more worthy of a watch than ep8/9. Not saying much I know but it's not as stupid, or as offensively destructive to the SW universe as ep8, and isn't as JJ Abrams as ep9.
 

Asshat wormie

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Yeah Solo isn’t great but it’s Shakespeare compared to half eaten crayon written 4 year old retard stream of consciousness that is 8/9.
 

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I think Rogue One could've really been something if Disney hadn't pussed out and let them keep the "Saving Private Ryan" vibes for the climatic sequence.
 
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Kenobi more like Kenobad.

Anyone involved in making executive decisions regarding this combat should be barred from entertainment for 1000 years.
 
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