TrollfaceDeux
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Okcupid Pick up line
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Chukzombi
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it really happened, i must have said it the right way so it came off cute instead of creepy, cuz i came back with 2 chicks in my arms over to my friend who could only stare. after we left Birch Hill we ended up down in the back of a closed bank's parking lot in Mantoloking, banging these 2 broads. was a great night. vince neill was headlining and warrant opened for him. where else would you find chicks to fall for a corny line like that?
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My experience has been that most girls just want to be the center of attention. Even a moderately decent looking guy has a good chance of getting past a bad pickup line and into a conversation that can end up in numbers or a "my place or yours" situation
Not sure why you're nut checking a guy on a gamer forum. Even if it didn't happen, why does it matter? It happens all the time for others.
Not sure why you're nut checking a guy on a gamer forum. Even if it didn't happen, why does it matter? It happens all the time for others.
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ive been fairly candid about stories about myself. most of them are unflattering, dunno why people would doubt a story that i used a corny pickup line that actually worked. ive used oher pickup lines, once i told a chick i was in movies, i would mention obscure indie films that i had parts in. it worked for a while, but it didnt end up in sex.
the line i used above was a joke my friend and i had. i think its from a dr hook song we used to listen to in the car on the way to concerts. we were getting trashed and having a conversation about the song and i said. that line would work and my friend said no fucking way. i said sure it could. then he pointed at some chicks walking up to the bar and dared me to try it out. i was drunk enough to do just that. shit worked. dunno what else to say.
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If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Dr Hook (The Real Love Songs) - YouTube
the line i used above was a joke my friend and i had. i think its from a dr hook song we used to listen to in the car on the way to concerts. we were getting trashed and having a conversation about the song and i said. that line would work and my friend said no fucking way. i said sure it could. then he pointed at some chicks walking up to the bar and dared me to try it out. i was drunk enough to do just that. shit worked. dunno what else to say.
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If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Dr Hook (The Real Love Songs) - YouTube
Loser Araysar
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Big Phoenix
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Then why arent you helping him? Wouldnt you want someone to help you out if you were on a 23 year dry streak?
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I had one of those what do you call them sympathetic contractions. You know where a man likes pussy so much that he tries to become the biggest one he possibly can.
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Because it's more fun to ridicule him? Seriously though, it's 2014, online dating has been a thing for twenty years now. The tiniest amount of googling or research would give him more crappy one-liner pickup lines than he could use in a year.
If you are on a 23 year dry streak the only thing that can help you out is a couple C-notes and backpage.com. You know this. I know this.
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Any pickup line will work if you deliver it with confidence and the girl has any inkling towards you. Even the corniest, cheesiest, craziest or classic lines will work. The biggest factor is learning (or drinking your way) towards confidence.
Usually practice from repeated failures works.
Usually practice from repeated failures works.