Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

Erronius said:

Honestly? I don't think Ossoi gets over anything.

If some fast-food worker shorted him some french fries in 2004, he'd probably go to the grave still being salty about it.

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I was just cooking breakfast and I thought about an incident at school when I was 14.

We had a kid join our class of a small, private Christian school (roughly 80 pupils from 11-16). He joined when the class was 12-13 and the school was in the process of moving buildings, so for a time we were taught out of teachers homes lol.

My teacher taught us in her front room and her rear room was used for storing our bags and coats. I was running late one day so made a quick move to the rear room, out the corner of my eye I thought I saw a literal monkey. When I got back to the front room it was a new kid who wasn't a dwarf but he was definitely stunted. He wasn't a spastic but looked like he had half an extra chromosome instead of a full extra chromsome like most spastics.

Anyway, that kid turned out to be super annoying, easy to wind up/get provoked and super aggressive. Nobody liked him but the teachers all went easy on him because his mother had put him and his sister up for adoption. He was the kind of kid that delighted in getting his cock out when getting changed for PE etc.

Because he was so short, if he got wound up he'd charge at you like he was the Juggernaut but his head would only meet your groin and his hands would be all over your crotch.

Anyway, one day in science I said something to him and he swiped at me with his pencil case. His compass (for drawing circles not a navigational compass) was inside but the sharp tip poked through and cut me across my eyebrow. An inch lower and it would have cut my eye.

Looking back I wish I'd said "fuck this, fuck you and fuck you too (to the lenient headteacher) and just called the police.


I still see him today occasionally, working in a retail store. He's not gone up in height, apparently he turned out to be bisexual (despite his fervent denials he was gay as a kid) and he looks like a homeless person.

Chukzombi entering the Rings of Power thread like

Penance said:

Ossoi

What do you think of the new Penguin show?

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It was ok. 6.5/10 not bad, not great.

The recruitment of the kid is the only real complaint. I never rated the Batman movie and have no inclination to re watch it.

Found Furry irl

Furry said:

Bro, why the heck would you think I'm Robert. He does have a weasel fursona and I think I first met him in the 90s. Swing and a miss though.

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Thanks for proving my point

Furry said:

What, how am I proving your point? I said I'm not him. Just cause I know his name doesn't change anything.

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I posted a random video of a retarded furry and said it's you. It turned out you actually knew the retarded degenerate.

Point proven

Furry said:

I can name the presidents too. I'm not sure what your trying to prove with me knowing something.

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One degree of Kevin Bacon or in this case one degree of a degenerate furry out, big deal