Noodleface
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Noodleface
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Mine has a lock button that only works if it's On... yea... because that's the only way my kid will kill himself on it
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Noodleface
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If my microwave was that low I'd never use it. That's really unfortunate. Gonna buy one of those for our oven though. Unless i can figure out how to lock it when it's not on.
Cad
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My older kids put a Thomas the Train in the oven during the week and then I melted the fuck out of it when I turned the oven on to pre-heat to bake something on the weekend, it was like that dude's face from Temple of Doom it just sagged and melted, haha. It was a bitch to clean out of there but at the same time, it was awesome.
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Big_w_powah
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Reminds me of when I had my foster kids. Once was 12 and we were teaching him the basics of cooking. Well, one day he comes in all excited that he made his fish sticks for lunch all on his own. Many yays and congrats were had.
Then 3 minutes later he runs in screaming the kitchen is on fire. Turns out, the kid did everything right to make the fish sticks in the toaster oven...Except that he put them on a plastic plate, and put that in there.
...Burning Plastic combined with embering fish sticks is perhaps the worst smell in history.
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Thought I would share something my kid did last weekend that I had no words for.
10 year old daughter, told her it was shower time and as normal she groaned about it(this I will never understand) but went to shower as normal. 20 mins later I am like what is taking so long so I open the door and say hey whats taking so long. No answer...I say her name, no answer, I say her name louder and start to think the worst when she doesn't answer. So I step inside and about to pull the curtain back expected to see something horrible or really dumb but notice her foot on the floor and there she was hiding behind the door with a pad of paper and a marker. She looked terrified, like she got caught doing something wrong.
I was very confused and then it clicked, she was pretending to shower and just drawing to pass the time. I have done many stupid things as a kid, never faked a shower though.
10 year old daughter, told her it was shower time and as normal she groaned about it(this I will never understand) but went to shower as normal. 20 mins later I am like what is taking so long so I open the door and say hey whats taking so long. No answer...I say her name, no answer, I say her name louder and start to think the worst when she doesn't answer. So I step inside and about to pull the curtain back expected to see something horrible or really dumb but notice her foot on the floor and there she was hiding behind the door with a pad of paper and a marker. She looked terrified, like she got caught doing something wrong.
I was very confused and then it clicked, she was pretending to shower and just drawing to pass the time. I have done many stupid things as a kid, never faked a shower though.
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Woefully Inept
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True story. Our house looks like a toy and book battlefield on top of normal mess.
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Cad
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My wife would probably have a full on meltdown and murder someone if you could take a picture in our house and see crumbs and shit on the floor. Our house is like a museum clean level, it's sick.
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Well I sweep every other day but my house is cluttered to the fucking max.
I wish I had a pix of our kitchen after my wife baked all night.
I wish I had a pix of our kitchen after my wife baked all night.
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