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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Cad
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It does not suck to be able to walk through the house in the dark and be 100% sure you're not going to step on anything because it WILL be in place, though. Doesn't suck at all.
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Big_w_powah
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Noodleface
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We started making the kid pick up his toys before bed. He thinks it's a game so for now he enjoys it. He has one shape sorter that for whatever reason he puts away in the dog bed.
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Noodleface
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Ritley
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I have that same outlet cover, only problem is some plugs don't fit because there's not much room between cover and the shell. And larger cords (like for a power strip) don't fit or of the opening very well
Ritley
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No shit, my house had shit everywhere. Not dirty like actual dirt and grime, just toys and general baby stuff everywhere
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Noodleface
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Yeah I complain a lot about my house but it's not actually dirty.
But my brain has crossed wires around clutter. I have panic attacks watching hoarders
ZyyzYzzy
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So ny father handmade a dollhouse for my daughter for Christmas and itnis fucking huge. Between that and the Christmas tree in our living room, I have can't he comfortable because it is so "cluttered".
I can't wait for the day the kid has no other toys besides books, a phone, tablet and computer. Life will be sweet.
I can't wait for the day the kid has no other toys besides books, a phone, tablet and computer. Life will be sweet.
Ritley
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Yeah cluttered is the right word. I guess there's no way around it having to have 3 babies worth of stuff out at all times
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Dude I can't even imagine. I told my wife how you had triplets since it was right after we had our first and I was having panic attacks thinking about it
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chaos
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My dad did this same damn thing, but it was a barn. It's awesome and everything, but chill the fuck out dad.
One year, he bought them stuffed animals of every Sesame Street character. EVERY.
Noodleface
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Last Christmas we had a mound of toys in his room from Christmas and his birthday. It lasted all the way until November this year. Really hoping its not like that again. Dude has so much shit.
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We box toys up and rotate them weekly. Works pretty well, but we have a giant storage space in the house.
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Noodleface
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There's a cleaning lady at work that always seems to come by when I'm taking a shit. If I'm in there she just waits outside. It makes me uncomfortable. I imagine your house is like that
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