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iannis · Dec 19, 2016

I think it weirds me out so much because it's like you're physically inside that woman's mind.

Men NEVER keep their houses immaculate. I mean look, men can be clean, but "museum level" clean is a woman thing.

chaos · Dec 19, 2016

I dream of a house as clean as salty's. One day... one day...

lurkingdirk · Dec 19, 2016

chaos said:
I dream of a house as clean as salty's. One day... one day...

Hire a hot cleaning lady.

Cad · Dec 19, 2016

iannis said:
I think it weirds me out so much because it's like you're physically inside that woman's mind.

Men NEVER keep their houses immaculate. I mean look, men can be clean, but "museum level" clean is a woman thing.

It does not suck to be able to walk through the house in the dark and be 100% sure you're not going to step on anything because it WILL be in place, though. Doesn't suck at all.

Big_w_powah · Dec 20, 2016

Cad said:
It does not suck to be able to walk through the house in the dark and be 100% sure you're not going to step on anything because it WILL be in place, though. Doesn't suck at all.

You also don't need museum clean to know that fucking everything is picked up. Thats basics. Museum level clean means that shit passes the white glove test.

Noodleface · Dec 20, 2016

We started making the kid pick up his toys before bed. He thinks it's a game so for now he enjoys it. He has one shape sorter that for whatever reason he puts away in the dog bed.

Ao- · Dec 20, 2016

Noodleface said:
We started making the kid pick up his toys before bed. He thinks it's a game so for now he enjoys it. He has one shape sorter that for whatever reason he puts away in the dog bed.

The dog needs to have fun too...

Noodleface · Dec 20, 2016

The dog currently has 0 fun when the kid is awake so I think you're right

Ritley · Dec 20, 2016

tyen said:
Ya those are real good, get a shitton of them. Also got these two, first is a magnetic key type deal, second covers outlets that have things plugged in.

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I have that same outlet cover, only problem is some plugs don't fit because there's not much room between cover and the shell. And larger cords (like for a power strip) don't fit or of the opening very well

Ritley · Dec 20, 2016

Noodleface said:
I'm sitting here like damn house looks clean

No shit, my house had shit everywhere. Not dirty like actual dirt and grime, just toys and general baby stuff everywhere

Ritley · Dec 20, 2016

tyen said:
have like 20 of those locks all over the place

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That's a weird place for a microwave

Noodleface · Dec 20, 2016

Ritley said:
No shit, my house had shit everywhere. Not dirty like actual dirt and grime, just toys and general baby stuff everywhere

Yeah I complain a lot about my house but it's not actually dirty.

But my brain has crossed wires around clutter. I have panic attacks watching hoarders

ZyyzYzzy · Dec 20, 2016

So ny father handmade a dollhouse for my daughter for Christmas and itnis fucking huge. Between that and the Christmas tree in our living room, I have can't he comfortable because it is so "cluttered".

I can't wait for the day the kid has no other toys besides books, a phone, tablet and computer. Life will be sweet.

Ritley · Dec 20, 2016

Noodleface said:
Yeah I complain a lot about my house but it's not actually dirty.

But my brain has crossed wires around clutter. I have panic attacks watching hoarders

Yeah cluttered is the right word. I guess there's no way around it having to have 3 babies worth of stuff out at all times

Noodleface · Dec 20, 2016

Ritley said:
Yeah cluttered is the right word. I guess there's no way around it having to have 3 babies worth of stuff out at all times

Dude I can't even imagine. I told my wife how you had triplets since it was right after we had our first and I was having panic attacks thinking about it

chaos · Dec 20, 2016

ZyyzYzzy said:
So ny father handmade a dollhouse for my daughter for Christmas and itnis fucking huge. Between that and the Christmas tree in our living room, I have can't he comfortable because it is so "cluttered".

I can't wait for the day the kid has no other toys besides books, a phone, tablet and computer. Life will be sweet.

My dad did this same damn thing, but it was a barn. It's awesome and everything, but chill the fuck out dad.

One year, he bought them stuffed animals of every Sesame Street character. EVERY.

Noodleface · Dec 20, 2016

Last Christmas we had a mound of toys in his room from Christmas and his birthday. It lasted all the way until November this year. Really hoping its not like that again. Dude has so much shit.

Ao- · Dec 20, 2016

Noodleface said:
Last Christmas we had a mound of toys in his room from Christmas and his birthday. It lasted all the way until November this year. Really hoping its not like that again. Dude has so much shit.

We box toys up and rotate them weekly. Works pretty well, but we have a giant storage space in the house.

Cad · Dec 20, 2016

Big_w_powah said:
You also don't need museum clean to know that fucking everything is picked up. Thats basics. Museum level clean means that shit passes the white glove test.

No you don't need museum clean for that, it's just a side benefit I guess.

Noodleface · Dec 20, 2016

There's a cleaning lady at work that always seems to come by when I'm taking a shit. If I'm in there she just waits outside. It makes me uncomfortable. I imagine your house is like that

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