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There's a cleaning lady at work that always seems to come by when I'm taking a shit. If I'm in there she just waits outside. It makes me uncomfortable. I imagine your house is like that
Nah. We're way beyond her getting mad for us being messy, or what she thinks is messy. Like, 20 years beyond that. I get on her case about spending too long cleaning and will intentionally move things to fuck with her or find a long hair and drape it across her sink just to make her rage.
It's also fun to go turn her knickknacks 20 degrees one way or the other and see how long it takes her to notice. It's usually not long.