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Khane

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Honestly, no matter how hard you try you are always going to compare your current woman to women in your past. As much as you may try not to, it's going to happen. I figured out over the years that it's also never a fair comparison because for whatever reason we tend to mostly remember the great things in past women & relationships while blocking out the bad, and a lot of times it's easy to only dwell on the negative in the present. There's still a small part of me that looks back fondly at every woman in my past that I spent significant time with, but it seems that the longer that I'm with my wife, those past memories become less and less frequent as we make great new memories together and we focus on the future of our family.
Can't disagree with any of that.
 

Hoss

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This is after like 15-20 minutes of fucking. She gets on top then says "oh my god, oh my god". Turns out I made her period come 2 weeks early.
Is this a thing? i think it happened to me once. She was in her 30's so I thought it was weird that a period would sneak up on her, but if its possible, maybe that's what happened. She was even riding me.

BTW, I didn't puss out from a little blood. I finished the job, took a shower and did laundry.
 

Xarpolis

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Forget a dating site. Use your phone.

Tinder is available on iOS as well as Android. It's full of 1 night stands. You're out at a bar... tell it where you are and search for chicks (within whatever age range you want) that are there. Fuck trying to break the ice normally. Have the app do your introduction.

It uses your facebook account to show a few pictures as well as list your first name (only). That's the only contact.

When you're scanning through you can either like or pass on people. When you like them they can't tell. However, you become the next person they see if they're scrolling through the list. If you both like each other, it allows you to chat.

I've had so many friends tell me about this. I kind of wish I was back in the dating world for this very reason.
 

foddon

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God damn the quality of women on Tinder is miles above Match or OKCupid. I just signed up entered my information on all three... Match gives me nothing because the picture I used apparently isn't good enough to be a profile picture (same picture I used for the other two sites). OKC I've gotten likes from a bunch of fat chicks and a few decent looking ones. Tinder I'm getting matches from nice looking women at a fairly good rate (just started today). But even putting that aside; in general, just looking through pictures on the 3 of them Tinder is in another league (also seems to attract the younger crowd which is nice since they seem to mostly avoid the others). The way the system works makes a lot more sense as well.

I had never heard of Tinder before looking at this thread so thanks for the advice! Now to start actually striking up some conversations.
 

Wuyley_sl

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Now to start actually striking up some conversations.
Thats just it though. Plenty of girls will match with guys cause they are curious but most of them flake out before/during the chatting part. To actually get a date out of Tinder is harder then you think so just keep that in mind.
 

ShakyJake

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I signed up for Zoosk a while back and constantly get spammed every day with a new "match" (despite having entered zero information about myself). What's hilarious is that every match is with an extremely attractive woman. Makes me wonder if it's actually an escort site.

Speaking of which, what's the deal with thisWhat's your price"dating" site?
 

Sinter1_sl

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Forget a dating site. Use your phone.

Tinder is available on iOS as well as Android. It's full of 1 night stands. You're out at a bar... tell it where you are and search for chicks (within whatever age range you want) that are there. Fuck trying to break the ice normally. Have the app do your introduction.

It uses your facebook account to show a few pictures as well as list your first name (only). That's the only contact.

When you're scanning through you can either like or pass on people. When you like them they can't tell. However, you become the next person they see if they're scrolling through the list. If you both like each other, it allows you to chat.

I've had so many friends tell me about this. I kind of wish I was back in the dating world for this very reason.
I can recommend Hinge as well, though 80% of the girls on there seem to be Jewish. I live in NYC, so very possible you can get a more balanced spread elsewhere.
 

Loser Araysar

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I feel kinda dirty every time I click "Like" on Tinder for some 18 year old college coed, a few more years and I'll be double their age.
 

Vegetoee_sl

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God damn the quality of women on Tinder is miles above Match or OKCupid. I just signed up entered my information on all three... Match gives me nothing because the picture I used apparently isn't good enough to be a profile picture (same picture I used for the other two sites). OKC I've gotten likes from a bunch of fat chicks and a few decent looking ones. Tinder I'm getting matches from nice looking women at a fairly good rate (just started today). But even putting that aside; in general, just looking through pictures on the 3 of them Tinder is in another league (also seems to attract the younger crowd which is nice since they seem to mostly avoid the others). The way the system works makes a lot more sense as well.

I had never heard of Tinder before looking at this thread so thanks for the advice! Now to start actually striking up some conversations.
This sums up my experience on OKC and Match.com perfectly.

I have yet to hook up with a chick via Tinder. I guess I will have to try using it at a bar somewhere downtown. Though, tbh quality of girls in my area is mehhhhhhhhh at best.
 

Dabamf_sl

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I've looked through so many pics on tinder and matched with 20+ and have messages a grand total of 1. I'm so god damn lazy. Pretty sure I'm doing it wrong

Has anyone actually met (banged) someone via that app? What was the circumstance (home or out drinking) and what's the # attempt / bang ratio? At this point in my life, don't have time or energy to waste messaging chicks unless there's a high chance of it leading to the both of us being naked very quickly
 

Khane

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Good strategy, don't message them so there is 0 chance of getting laid.
 

Khane

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Pretend I'm a 12 year old and need to understand the moral of this story.
 

Khane

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I wonder what she was expecting. She was practically begging for men to proposition her for sex. That profile may as well have said "I've got daddy issues and I fuck on the first date, but only if you have hot abs, teehhee I'm so bad. Oh and I love to go hiking"
 

wantonsoup_sl

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Did you read the article?

edit - I just mean she answered that in the article, "So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it."
 

CaughtCross

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She used her super hot friend's pictures and the profile said she is interested in casual sex... it should be no surprise the guys will message her/dont care she is an awful human being.