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Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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I was horny. And she generally is a pleasant person to be around. She's also pretty smart (working on her law degree at the age of 20) and her parents are paying for it, so more long term I wouldn't have to worry about student loan debt.

Age helps her out a bit, and I think she'd be cute if she lost the weight, so I'm giving it a go, supposedly she also just joined a gym.

But yea, mostly because I was horny. My standards go way down.

edit: and yea, it was Tinder, it didn't require a lot of effort either, maybe an hour of texting before she drove to my place and and hour of foreplay before we were fucking.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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I was horny. And she generally is a pleasant person to be around. She's also pretty smart (working on her law degree at the age of 20) and her parents are paying for it, so more long term I wouldn't have to worry about student loan debt.

Age helps her out a bit, and I think she'd be cute if she lost the weight, so I'm giving it a go, supposedly she also just joined a gym.

But yea, mostly because I was horny. My standards go way down.
I guess I don't understand that. I'd rather blueball myself than fuck someone who disgusts me. Also, fat at 20? Gonna be fat forever, 95% probability.
 

Agraza

Registered Hutt
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long term? with a fat chick? poser

srsly tho, what is it you do that makes so much bread on a HS diploma?
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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I guess I don't understand that. I'd rather blueball myself than fuck someone who disgusts me. Also, fat at 20? Gonna be fat forever, 95% probability.
No you missed it Cad it's her thyroid not that fact she's a fat, lazy human being!
 

Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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Won't deny that it's a huge red flag, but considering the other positives in her life, I'm willing to see how things go, 4 years ago I was 250lbs, So it is possible to change.
 

Lendarios

Trump's Staff
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Make sure is a crossfit gym. Worse case scenario, you end up going out with another gym goer.!!!
 

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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Even if she does lose all that weight, going down 100+ pounds is going to leave her as a mess of nasty, sagging loose skin.
 

Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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True, but young age I think would help, as well as the possibility of cosmetic surgery... But yea, that's too far down the line to even think, first she has to actually lose the weight... and if she isn't making good progress, I have no qualms about ejecting on a bad situation.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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True, but young age I think would help, as well as the possibility of cosmetic surgery... But yea, that's too far down the line to even think, first she has to actually lose the weight... and if she isn't making good progress, I have no qualms about ejecting on a bad situation.
So you broke up with a skinny hot girl who treated you well because she wanted to get married right?

But you're talking losing 100+lbs and cosmetic surgery for this uggo, clearly thinking long term?

Whats the disconnect I'm missing here?
 

Eomer

Trakanon Raider
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So you broke up with a skinny hot girl who treated you well because she wanted to get married right?

But you're talking losing 100+lbs and cosmetic surgery for this uggo, clearly thinking long term?

Whats the disconnect I'm missing here?
Sociopathy.
 

Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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So you broke up with a skinny hot girl who treated you well because she wanted to get married right?

But you're talking losing 100+lbs and cosmetic surgery for this uggo, clearly thinking long term?

Whats the disconnect I'm missing here?
Hah, well, when you put it like that, it sounds crazy...

Almost as if... I don't post my entire life story with full details, just a taste.

Asian chick didn't really treat me that good. She was pretty manipulative and lied regularly about lot's of little shit. (and probably big shit as well).

Girl that issues an ultimatum "Marry me or I will leave you for another man" after 5 months of dating is no bueno. Don't care how tight she was.
 

OneofOne

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Gotta agree with Ant on that last part, for sure. Also, weight isn't a *huge* issue if you think they are being serious. Girl I'm talking with now used to weigh about 300 in her early twenties. Now she's lost it, looks awesome (I assume had skin surgery, as I've seen no traces of stretchy nasty stuff), and hasn't looked back. Not everyone can change, but some people do.
 

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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Girls that used to be fat are just waiting to get married so they can put the weight back on again.
 

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
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Oh I missed the actual numbers, I just kind of skimmed. That's pretty damn hefty, she'll be in a mobility scooter by 25.