Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

If they wanted to actually focus on the underrepresented, they missed a golden chance to cast a bearded woman for the dwarf princess. Beards on women occasionaly occur naturally and also as a result of polycistic ovary syndrome. It's also something that's obviously way more stigmatized than being black or gay is.

Lambourne said:

If they wanted to actually focus on the underrepresented, they missed a golden chance to cast a bearded woman for the dwarf princess. Beards on women occasionaly occur naturally and also as a result of polycistic ovary syndrome. It's also something that's obviously way more stigmatized than being black or gay is.

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The CGI just looked off too. Everything was too bright and vivid. I dunno how else to describe it, just looked weird.

This is probably one of the first shows where everyone seems to universally hate it already. Impressive job Amazon.

whats crazy is that 15 years ago we all would have creamed our jeans over something like this. Such an easy slam dunk show that could honestly be bad but we would still enjoy it. But now everything is literally such shit and nothing good has been made of movies or TV for 5-6 years we all knew this would be shit, woke, awful and one trailer confirmed it.

Animosity said:

Impressive job Amazon.

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Amazon is quickly going from having to rehabilitate their shows to rehabilitating the Prime Video brand itself.

It's at the point where instead of getting hyped, fans are more likely to wince and groan when they hear that Amazon has picked up yet another beloved property to adapt to a show.

Kharzette said:

Did I see some kind of furry with antlers?

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Ever wish something actually WAS a furry instead of whatever the fuck it turned out to be?

Well here it is:

Chukzombi said:

2k likes to 2.3k dislikes. thats not good even for likes. they need a shitload more. i think Spidey no way home had like 75k likes in the first day the trailer got released. its up to 2.9 million. i dont think Lord of the Kangz is going to reach that. the original Fellowship of the Ring trailer posted on youtube 11 years ago has 23k likes. i doubt it even gets that.

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It's getting Picard/Star Trek series likes ratio and interest and engagement lol.

And they spent a billion dollars on this thing for 2k/3k likes. Almost no engagement at all.

Hate it or love it-- the engagement could be an early warning sign people are done with LOTR since Hobbit and aren't interested in Bezos Game of Thrones knockoff.

phisey said:

Ever wish something actually WAS a furry instead of whatever the fuck it turned out to be?

Well here it is:

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yikes

BrutulTM said:

It's more than just the woke stuff. Every franchise (star wars, star trek, marvel, action movie franchises, tolkien etc) has been fucked out a thousand times so they can get a guaranteed payday from the masses who just go because they've heard of that and the liked the original shit. We all need to stop watching this shit so they will actually be forced to take a risk and make something new rather than trying to make anyone give a fuck about James Bond 35 or Star Wars 23.

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Earlier there was talk about people watching this regardless. And a bunch of FOH posters agreed they would watch it anyway.

After the trailer that became uncertain-- I seriously doubt those same people prioritize this show at all. That's way too many apes and they are all front and center.

Guurn said:

Looks like he's carrying the antlers from an Irish elk. Deextinction project gogo!

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De-extinct which tho? The elk or black irishmen?

jayrebb said:

It's getting Picard/Star Trek series likes ratio and interest and engagement lol.

And they spent a billion dollars on this thing for 2k/3k likes. Almost no engagement at all.

Hate it or love it-- the engagement could be an early warning sign people are done with LOTR since Hobbit and aren't interested in Bezos Game of Thrones knockoff.

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They're getting dragged hard even with the tiktok crowd.



It's the same deal with WoT, the costumes look so shit and if they didn't spend that money on the practical effects, why is the CG such absolute ass. Because the CG is absolute ass.

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They're getting dragged hard even with the tiktok crowd.

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It's the same deal with WoT, the costumes look so shit and if they didn't spend that money on the practical effects, why is the CG such absolute ass. Because the CG is absolute ass.

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The sheen in every single shot-- regardless of day or night judging by the trailer, may as well have been shot by a Twitch streamer on his own green screen changing backgrounds on skype. How the FUCK was this shot on location in New Zealand and yet looks greenscreened and glowing with CG sheen all over the place and has the actors "popping" out of each shot from the discrepancy, like a puzzle piece.

Whatever production company Amazon is using needs to get dropped asap. It looks like it's the same people that did WoT.

Pure fucking garage not worth even a 1m per episode budget. Look at Witcher and look at LOTR.

It's feathered and lethal.