Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

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Noodleface

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I don't care what your mangled cigarette hole burnt dick looks like, you just weren't very forthcoming with your outlandish claims.
 
Noodleface

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I was under the impression Lyrical was black

However, I was under the impression Gravy was black for like 4 years
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
for masturbation

we use it for sexy time if we need to, but also my dick is going 'plz i need a break' while she's riding me. I'm trying to be supportive here but I don't know how much longer I can perform
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I didn't know you were in futurama
 
Noodleface

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When I wrote the post that is exactly how I felt.

Also she bought a bunch of lingerie recently, secretly. She's not a very "sexual" person. I mean she loves sex, it is good for both of us, but she's not one to watch a porn, or buy sexy clothing, or do anything 'naughty' on her own. So when I disrobed her the other day to find her in what I can only describe as a stripper outfit (she did not like this term - a G-string and a sexy top) I was taken aback. I destroyed the pussy 10 different ways that day bros.
 
BrutulTM

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You are the same race as your avatar. That's just how it is. That's why I know lurkingdirk is a cat that wears pizza.

That said, I am not Mexican but I think my avatar may be.
 
Hoss

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When I logged in today I had a PM. I was actually scared it was from lyrical. I thought, "fuck, I hope that's an infraction and not a dick pic."
 
Noodleface

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Fuck I had a PM too and I thought for the second time in my life I was about to see a mangled goblin cock
 
lurkingdirk

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Didn't I used to have one where you said at this point you'd fuck a mitten filled with mayo?

You provide the lulz, man.
 
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