Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

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Shonuff

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
You have strange relationships with your friends.
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When I say friend, more like acquaintance. We were at a party with a bunch of friends. I had one conversation with the guy, and had a lot of whiskey. I had successfully removed this from memory, until you guys started talking about the sperm tasting. Thanks for that.
 
Kuriin

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I've only been able to lick just the tip when I was younger. Way too much of a hassle. I did put my ankles to my ears one time and nut in my mouth though.
 
Kuriin

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Honestly, I've tasted it over the years. I don't think I have ever acquired a taste for my own semen.
 
Hoss

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Lyrical_sl said:
Yes, and I told him he was BS'ing. Then he showed me a video of him nutting into his mouth, while thumbing his asshole.
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lol and we were weird for asking about your medical problem?

Not that anyone is implying this, but you don't need to be able to suck your own dick to nut in your mouth. I've been laying flat on my back and hit my face and mouth before. did not taste though, ran to the bathroom and washed that shit off.

The closest I've ever come to tasking my own was trying to go down on a girl after I creampied her. Couldn't do it.
 
Noodleface

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I think I need some rock-hard weekend. Wife went from wanting it every couple days to wanting it 3 times a day.. My dick is literally raw
 
Noodleface

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for masturbation

we use it for sexy time if we need to, but also my dick is going 'plz i need a break' while she's riding me. I'm trying to be supportive here but I don't know how much longer I can perform
 
Deathwing

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Lyrical is available for a costly retainer if you need him to sub in. I heard he accepts comics memorabilia and pictures of auto-fellatio.
 
Noodleface

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No way man he got slightly offended and distant when we asked about his second (I think second) dickhole. I don't trust a man that only tells half a story at a time.
 
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