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Ohh shit, I forgot to mention that I pretty much filled in all four of my little sisters on anything and everything they wanted to know, so I imagine it will be pretty similar to that. They were pretty much all embarrassed, but still had a bunch of questions.

Now that I think about it, I should probably call up my 30 year old sister and say "Hey, remember that big sex talk we had when you were like 15? Well, addendum, I said "Never under any circumstances do any butt stuff. If a guy wants to do butt stuff with you, he's gay, no questions, get out of there, a good guy is never going to want to do that.", should have said "Butt stuff, try it, you might really like it."

My bad, I'm still figuring this shit out in my mid thirties because NO ONE EVER FUCKING TAUGHT ME ANYTHING.
 
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Not in agreement with teaching them to jack off mainly because I think it was so much more special for me that I discovered it all on my own. I used to do it kind of weird and sometimes I go back to that method for nostalgia's sake.
 
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Nobody needs to be taught to jerk it. They just need to not be shamed about it.
 
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My hubby didn't even learn what jerking off was until he was 16 or so. I learned when I was like 11. I do think that telling your child that it's perfectly normal to masturbate and not to be ashamed of it is smart. I also do think that it's wise to tell your child early that if they're gay to not be ashamed of it and that you (the parent) will love them regardless. Will definitely save a lot of headaches and a potential suicide.
 
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Will not being ashamed of being gay nullify the effects of the bullying at school? Or will it bring it on sooner? Cause they act like it's the school bullying that causes most of the suicides.

Serious question. Maybe it belongs in the ask kurin thread.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
Will not being ashamed of being gay nullify the effects of the bullying at school? Or will it bring it on sooner? Cause they act like it's the school bullying that causes most of the suicides.

Serious question. Maybe it belongs in the ask kurin thread.
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It's an interesting question. If they're actually not ashamed of being gay, the bullying is a lot easier to manage. Takes a lot of work on parents' part, though.
 
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Nothing worse than not having the support of your parents.
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My thought is that you can still support them when they come out later. But delaying the coming out might delay the bullying. Isn't it easier to come out in, say college, than in Jr High?


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It's an interesting question. If they're actually not ashamed of being gay, the bullying is a lot easier to manage. Takes a lot of work on parents' part, though.
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I see your point, but I don't think that's how it works. I'm pretty sure the bullying can and will make a lot of people ashamed of things they otherwise wouldn't be ashamed of. It's being different that kids pick up on and keep them from being part of the pack.

But a thought occurred to me. If every parent included the "It's Ok to be gay" speech as part of the sex talk, even if their kid didn't wind up being gay maybe it would cut down on the bullying of those who were or make the kid more apt to stand up for a gay kid who was being bullied.
 
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Yeah you can not be ashamed of being a ginger but if you get picked on and beat up at school because you're a ginger it is going to make my self-loathe a tad
 
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Yeah, it's really easy to get it for free. Plus, formats and bandwidth have improved greatly in the last 11 years. Why get an 11 year old porn, which is likely going to be 480p or even 320p, when you can be exploring the wonders of the vagina, together, in 1080p?
 
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I'm not old fashioned but I have trouble getting on board with buying an 11 year old porn
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You're an old fashioned prude. The internet exists. Get the porn to start the conversations you need to have. Something vanilla and amateur to help them understand the mechanics and get some realistic body expectations. Probably don't want to start with My Evil Stepmom Fucked My Ass 3.

 
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yeah the internet exists, I just don't believe in showing an 11 year old two people fucking.

If he finds it before I show it to him when he's older then he grew up the same way I did
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
I'm not old fashioned but I have trouble getting on board with buying an 11 year old porn
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I'm a traditionalist. It's better the 11 year old finds your stash of dirty magazines. So with that in mind, just get rid of the really freaky shit. Or hide it better.
 
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I'd rather an 11 year old see two people fucking than see the kind of sensationalized violence that we are constantly bombarded with.
 
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I'm in my 40's and I still have some paper pron left over. I have a drawer full of magazines and DVDs and the drawer above it is mostly full of toys and other stuff. My porn buddy knows where it all is.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
I'm not old fashioned but I have trouble getting on board with buying an 11 year old porn
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Were you jerking off at 11? That's when I started. I can think of a ton of times even having a single magazine at my house would have made really big difference. For example, I wouldn't have been scouring my parents room for some secret "sex stuff" that must exist, only to find a hidden video! This must be porn right?! Ohh, it's my parents fucking. Also, it's the only bit of porn I've ever seen... so... remember to rewind it when it hits the end.

You know who didn't want to watch his parents fuck? This guy. You know who had no other options?

So yeah, I'm going to buy my kids porn when they start jerking off. If that's 11 they are going to get some Cinemax Style softcore shit, but they are going to have something.
 
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I'd rather an 11 year old see two people fucking than see the kind of sensationalized violence that we are constantly bombarded with.
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And don't get me started on that shit. I was an assistant manager of a movie theater after high school, and it infuriated me that parents would come in with 6 or 8 kids, clearly some were their kids, and some were not.

"Hi, does this Halloween 4 movie have any nudity in it?"

Uhhh not really, but it's graphically violent, just very very gory.

"That's fine, they've all seen that, you're sure there isn't any nudity right? Then 6 tickets, they have my permission to see it, but I'm not staying, when will the movie be out so I can pick them up?"




People are fucking horrible.
 
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