Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

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BrutulTM

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Why the hell is a grown man not using lube?
Because he's not a weak genetically inferior type whose penis skin can't stand up to a little vigorous rubbing. Lube is a crutch and might lead to you not being able to jerk it when the need arises and you didn't have time to pack. Never touch the stuff, never have.
 

Kuriin

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Lubricant just makes it harder to clean up. Never have used lube and don't even prefer it when doing anal sex. Precum and spit goes a long way.
 

Shonuff

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Lubricant just makes it harder to clean up. Never have used lube and don't even prefer it when doing anal sex. Precum and spit goes a long way.
I now use a lube that evaporates with water and a rag, so clean up is easy.
 

Shonuff

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Well yeah I get that.. but I'm specifically asking about this dick hole. Is that documented? Or is this some tongue-in-cheek joke?
No, I blew a hole into it, with excessive use of hitachi wands. I was trying to build up my stamina, so I was using two hitachi wands for a couple of hours a night, every night (except Sunday). I was training myself to be superhuman in bed. One night, there was a popping sound, and the next thing I knew, I could see the flesh exposed on the inside of my dickhead where one of the wands was rubbing. I thought it was an STD, because the skin looked all torn up. The STD test came back negative. I went to the Doctor, and it was a confirmed masturbation injury. I got a lecture about not using lube also.
 

Kuriin

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Wait, I'm confused. What do men do with the magic wands? Isn't it for clitoral massage? Were you pushing the wand into your urethra? Lmao.
 

Deathwing

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Wait, I'm confused. What do men do with the magic wands? Isn't it for clitoral massage? Were you pushing the wand into your urethra? Lmao.
You can use them just about anywhere. Sit on one with a butt plug up your ass, quite the stimulation for your prostate. Works alright for direct stimulation on your penis but it's weird. The constant direct stimulation is quite different than stroking and it's often too powerful. But you can orgasm from it, quite easily. I believe they make a fleshlight-esque attachment(not going to confirm this at work).
 

Cad

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Kuriin

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Hmm...so you stick the wand up your butt WITH a plug? How big is the head of the wand? Lol. Now my bottom side is curious.
 

moonarchia

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He said in his urethra, so guessing not doing butt stuff with the wands. Googled hitachi wands, so guessing he wasn't doing any sounding either. How you pop a hole in your dick with them beyond that... I am lost.
 

Noodleface

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Between this, shilling rock hard weekend, and 4 hour bones I don't even know what the hell is going on
 

Deathwing

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Hmm...so you stick the wand up your butt WITH a plug? How big is the head of the wand? Lol. Now my bottom side is curious.
I guess you could do that, I've certainly seen wider objects up some butts. It's not exactly small though.

I meant that you connect the wand to the base of the plug outside your butt. The plug basically acts as vibration transferal.
 

Shonuff

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I am definitely NOT sticking things up my butt. They do have dildo attachments, and yes, there are fleshlights that attach to the wands, and transmit the vibrations directly onto the balls, shaft and head.
 

Deathwing

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Well, if my boyfriend gets a unique feeling from stimulating my prostate, I should probably go see a doctor.
 

Picasso3

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One minute you're masturbating, the next you've burnt a hole in your dick with 2 vibrating wands and have to run to your dad to show him your 3rd degree burnt dick to see if he can provide some insight as to why this would happen so soon after beginning a multiple hour 6 day a week jackathon