moonarchia
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Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread
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Noodleface
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Ok dude.
Before I get all worked up... am I reading this correctly? For real man? You jerked it to your parents fucking?
Man.. come on..
I appreciate you looking out for the guys but personally I'll let my kid discover porn on his own. I don't know when I started jerking off, I don't have it logged anywhere.
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BrutulTM
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Your kids won't need any help getting porn when they start to want it. Getting porn from your dad would just be super uncomfortable. You don't need to shame them for it, but nobody wants to talk about that shit with their parents. In general I don't think parents need to get into the nitty gritty with their kids about sex and they sure as fuck don't need to hear about their parents sex life. I had several sex talks with my mom in my teen years and all she did was tell me things that I already knew and make me want to scratch my eyeballs out thinking about her and dad doing shit. I think you should convey a general healthy and non-judgmental attitude about sex to your kids but these days they can easily find the details out on their own and it will be when they're ready, not when you think they might be ready.
Larnix
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I had a porno VHS when i was 14 or 15. I would pass it around between some friends. My dad and uncles were giving me a hard time about girls and sex in general so thinking I was cool I told them about the video; big mistake!
They made me get it and physically put it in the VCR in front of them. They all had a huge laugh as I squirmed uncomfortably. My dad said he better hold on to so my mom wouldn't find it. Well about a month later she did found it and went crazy on my dad. He then sold me out out to save his own skin. Older wiser me wishes I would I have denied it ha.
They made me get it and physically put it in the VCR in front of them. They all had a huge laugh as I squirmed uncomfortably. My dad said he better hold on to so my mom wouldn't find it. Well about a month later she did found it and went crazy on my dad. He then sold me out out to save his own skin. Older wiser me wishes I would I have denied it ha.
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Shonuff
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ROFLMAO.LoL, good luck with that.
I'll leave it up to you to start the "Unexpected grandparent, what do I do" thread.
Shonuff
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Bullshit. I beat off for years before I discovered lubricant. I was chafed from the ages of 11 to 18. My Dad didn't help me out either. I'd show him my dick that was covered in scabs from friction burns, and then he'd just laugh awkwardly and run away. I'd say, "Daddy, why does it look like this?," and he'd be gone. It looked like that because I was punishing the pope at least an hour a day, no lube, lotion, spit, etc.
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Shonuff
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Noodleface
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So we got one guy jerking off to his parents and another dude asking his dad why his dick is raw. I guess I grew up fairly normal.
On that topic i do not use lube when rubbing one out.
On that topic i do not use lube when rubbing one out.
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Shonuff
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I think it's natural to ask your Dad why it's raw. I didn't even know what masturbation was. I played with it one day, it got hard, and then white stuff exploded. And then I didn't stop. No one told me what it was to begin with. I just knew I liked it. A lot.
When I was taking RHW, I had issues. Namely, I had erections lasting four hours and longer. Because of this, my dick had a hole in it. I went to the Doctor, and he told me to use lube for masturbation and sex. So I'm under Doctor's orders to use lube.
Why the hell is a grown man not using lube?
Shonuff
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Unrealistic. Once I knew what masturbating was, I wanted the real thing. My parents told me no, and I just nodded my head. I tried to bang anything moving. You have to teach them how to protect themselves. You can't be around all the time. If they are with their GF, and things get out of hand, that's where you can get in trouble.
Noodleface
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I don't need lube when I rub one out. I know some guys do but I just don't. We use it for sex sometimes.
Asking in the most scientific way possible, what do you mean by you had a hole in the dick? Isn't an erection over 4 hours a serious medical issue? Priaprism?
I've just never been one to jerk off nonstop. Even when i was a kid it was a once a day thing. All my friends told me about it so I dunno. Never talked to my dad about it
I never got into lube for much at all. Then my wife informed me i wasn't circumsized and it all made sense
Rezz
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Largely depends on the nature of the girl. Some create a lot of lubrication, others not so much. And it isn't even really dependent on how aroused they are. Some chicks are just absolute fluid factories when they get a peck on the cheek, and others could be slamming themselves with a fake horse penis and be barely moist.
I base this speculation entirely upon circumstantial evidence. My hat is trimmed and I've never had to reach for lube. With that said, some chicks are simply wetter than others, and I personally haven't come across one who is dry-ish.
I base this speculation entirely upon circumstantial evidence. My hat is trimmed and I've never had to reach for lube. With that said, some chicks are simply wetter than others, and I personally haven't come across one who is dry-ish.
Shonuff
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I believe on this board and FOH, I've well documented my sperm-making hobby.
Noodleface
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Well yeah I get that.. but I'm specifically asking about this dick hole. Is that documented? Or is this some tongue-in-cheek joke?