Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

Prostate stimulation is really amazing. Your orgasm is much more intense. I've not used anything that vibrates up my poop chute, though.,

Kuriin_sl said:

I've not used anything that vibrates up my poop chute, though.,

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Gay man is the voice of reason as to what you stick up your ass. Nice!

Ok lyrical, next question is how did you use two hitachis on your dong?

Was it like those automatic feeders for batting cage balls where you put one on each side and were hoping to launch it into outer space?

What if you have one hitachi in your butt and one on your cock? It's like the body is being tag teamed by the Hitachi team. Yowza hot.

Had this talk with my gf recently. I have a toddler son, she has 3 teenage boys. I'd always been of the opinion I'm going to "hide" some porn somewhere for my son when he's older, but frankly with the internet these days, seems rather pointless. Kids these days have access to WAY more than we ever did. She had "the talk" with them when they were younger, and keeps a jar in the living room stocked with condoms, refilled as needed. I was sort of apprehensive about that, but she said it's cut way down on the amount of stiff socks that end up in the hampers, so... maybe she's on to something lol

Might have another talk coming much sooner, though. Was watching tv with my son in the bedroom, as he was jumping endlessly on the bed (little kids are so easy to make happy!) and all of a sudden he drops his pants and pullup diaper, with his little toddler dick sticking straight out, and says "Daddy I made an erection from touching myself!" It took everything I had to keep from busting out laughing. I didn't know what else to say so I was just like, "Yep, that's what happens!" Told his mom and I guess he's been really touching himself at daycare a lot too. Told her it's important that we not make it a bad thing, just a personal thing he shouldn't do around other people. Wasn't really expecting to have a "keep it in your pants" talk at age 3.5.

Just give him the tag line "don't show your boner until you're ready to bone her"

Noodlemod_sl said:

Just give him the tag line "don't show your boner until you're ready to bone her"

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You're like a parenting god.*takes notes

Noodlemod_sl said:

Ok lyrical, next question is how did you use two hitachis on your dong?

Was it like those automatic feeders for batting cage balls where you put one on each side and were hoping to launch it into outer space?

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Something like that, and then I used to force myself to cum over and over again, with no breaks. As I said on FOH, my record was 13 times in one night. Don't let anyone fool you, priapism can make for a lot of fun.

Lyrical_sl said:

Something like that, and then I used to force myself to cum over and over again, with no breaks. As I said on FOH, my record was 13 times in one night. Don't let anyone fool you, priapism can make for a lot of fun.

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Can't tell if trolling

I've always been a once a day sort of guy, unless it's sex where I think 2 is my limit

The most times I had sex in a 24 hour period was three. Once in the afternoon, again that night, then in the morning when we woke up.

I was sore as HELL for like a good two days after. Gotta cap that at two.

Truly, take some estrogen or some shit lyrical.

Lyrical_sl said:

Don't let anyone fool you, priapism can make for a lot of fun.

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I'm not going to feel bad for you when you come into the ED and must get a needle inserted into your penis to aspirate the blood.

Noodlemod_sl said:

Can't tell if trolling

I've always been a once a day sort of guy, unless it's sex where I think 2 is my limit

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If you recall from the FOH thread, this is when they were slipping Viagra into Rock Hard Weekend. A guy with normal sexual function is superhuman on Viagra. The FDA has since bitch slapped the company over it, so no more Viagra. I thought about taking that stuff for fun, but apparently a normal male might be unable to get an erection without Viagra once they start taking it?

It was fun while it lasted. I flew to close to the sun.

It's kind of like being on methamphetamine. Once you start using it, it becomes increasingly difficult to have sex without it. But, it would take a lot longer if it were just viagra -- but it can happen.

I just don't understand why a man needs a boner that long for.

Different strokes I guess.

You guys are talking about a man that has ejaculated 13 times in a night, put two vibrators on his dick and burnt a hole through it, consumed unknown quantities of rock hard weekend - if the man doesn't need viagra, I don't know a better candidate.

We're saying have your affairs in order when you turn 12 because you're going to spend the next 50 years beating your dick into burnt hamburger 20 hours a week