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Gutterflesh

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I'm in the boonies all week, fella.
Godspeed.
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County fair food Saturday. Elk omelets and elk tacos Sunday. Meat lovers pizza Monday. Not making any new friends Tuesday.
 
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Gutterflesh

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So far this thread has been all talk and no show.

I’m a patient man, but don’t test me, Mr. Wagon.

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Tummy, Tummy, Kinda funny,
Fart came out, kinda runny,
Duck walk, duck walk, to the can,
Quack quack quack quack,
Need a game plan.
 
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post super satisfying shit, i'm standing there stock still and a lucid thought has me wondering what automatic response has me still standing here. It dawned on me that i was waiting to see if the bowl clogged. If it had, it would have validated the epic shit i just took. Alas it did not and i'm left...underwhelmed.
 
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Apex Predator,
Shitting three mammals,
Carnivore competitor,
Melting the enamel,
Noah's Ark; coming apart,
Werewolf bark in the dark,
Errant fart; midnight shart.
 
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