Shit

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Otto

Otto

<Silver Donator>
2,223
22,553
img_2723.jpg
 
  • 1Bullshit
Reactions: 1 user
Oblio

Oblio

Utah
<Gold Donor>
11,715
25,620
I always thought Upper Decker was just a Baseball Term. Then I went to college and I lived in a fraternity...
 
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,276
65,281
A hearty meal of Italian fare, Spaghetti and pizza, oh so rare, In your stomach they now do lie, Liquefying, no need to try.

Tomato sauce and melted cheese, Mixed with noodles, such a tease, Your stomach churns with Italian love, Digesting it all, a feat above.

So savor the flavor and enjoy the night, For Italian food is such a delight, And even though it may liquefy, You'll savor the taste, with a satisfied sigh.
 
Sadre Spinegnawer

Sadre Spinegnawer

<Banned>
4,107
4,043
Fucker said:
People who believe in intelligent design obviously have never dropped a deuce.
Click to expand...
This doesn't make sense. Everyone has. So, is your point, no one supports intelligent design?

Just trying to make this add up. You got this shit business. It literally only works one way, unless you got a kink. Figuratively, that's the headscratcher.

If there is any order to talking about shit in a figurative sense, isn't that at least proof of a kind of intelligent design? A supreme poop being?

But I've dropped a deuce and so that means I don't believe in intelligent design.

I'm missing some steps.
 
  • 1Imbecile
Reactions: 1 user
Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
<Silver Donator>
24,276
65,281
This one is for you Lanx Lanx

I'm a frequent courtesy flusher, even when home alone. Gotta get rid of stage 1 so it doesn't ruin the ambience for stage 2.

I also give the bidet knob a quick snoochies boochies in between poop stages. Can't be sitting there and letting a dirty butt turn into a dry dirty butt.

The pressure in the bidet is lower when the toilet is refilling, following the courtesy flush. Gotta watch out for fill to kick back off though, because the bidet pressure triples as soon as it does and I'm not one for butthole pleasures.
 
Sadre Spinegnawer

Sadre Spinegnawer

<Banned>
4,107
4,043
My dad likes to read 19th century writers, like Dickens and Twain. So I figure, well, give the old fuck some 18th century stuff, there was writers then too, and it's the roots of the English novel, it is.

My Dad is one of those religious types, all due respect. He can't deal with certain stuff.

Dickens and Twain are high-art. You get back to Swift and Fielding?

They talk about shit.

Dad said, "I'm sorry I just don't like these kinds of books. The language."

"Well god's fuck if that isn't the little prince!" I responded.

"Don't talk that shit!"

He don't need no nitrogylcerin pills.
 
Erronius

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
17,239
44,595
Bandwagon said:
giphy.gif



This is the thread that you're meant to be in when you're taking a shit. If you're here & pooping, you're required to write a shitty poem or a shitty haiku about your dookie. Dookie pictures are permitted, but strongly discouraged.
I'll do the honors...

Roses are Red,
Quiznos is bliss,
This turd is 80% lead,
@a_skeleton_03 drinks piss.

giphy.gif
Click to expand...

 
You must log in or register to reply here.