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Fedor

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(Homer Fedor pitches some suggestions for the "Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie" "Silicon Valley" Show.)

Homer: One, Poochie Jian Yang needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's Jian Yang's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie Jian Yang"? Three--

Roger Myers Jr.: Great, great. Just leave them right there on the floor on your way out.

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Cad

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It's annoying but knowing these guys are ridiculous SJW's is creeping into this show. I can't look at Dinesh without thinking what a cuckfaggot he is in real life. God damn it.
 
LulzSect

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I love the show but the forced awkward tech nerd shtick Richard does makes me cringe. It's borderline tryharding but I suppose we all know tech nerds that actually talk like that though so wutever.

Lol'D hard at Richards non-trackable (lol) rebuild-the-internet idea. We only need to access everyone's phone to provide a new faster internet around teh globe!!!
 
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LulzSect

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Chukzombi said:
the bathroom office killed me. i once had a desk that was next to the men's room and near an exit. so in winter i got both a gust of cold air when the door was opened and a gust of somebody taking a shit. i quit there. ned ryerson will quit too.
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Bro two jobs ago after a flood ruined my office I had to camp at a cube corner outside the unisex bathroom. Real weird seeing chicks emerge 30m later after what I presume were nasty dumps.
 
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Chukzombi

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LulzSect said:
Bro two jobs ago after a flood ruined my office I had to camp at a cube corner outside the unisex bathroom. Real weird seeing chicks emerge 30m later after what I presume were nasty dumps.
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this is true, whether you liked it or not, you would track everyone's shit habits. one guy at this place i worked went literally every 20 minutes to hit the men's room. i was like, this guy must have diarrhea or something. this would happen every day and i got my answer when i talked to him at the end of the day. dude was slurring his words and could barely walk. he must have been nipping every 20 minutes.
 
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Mist

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kegkilla said:
cell phones are not radios. bluetooth has a range of about 10 feet and requires devices to be paired. i'm well aware of what a LAN is. i'm also well aware that it requires a network backbone to work.
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Well, technically it doesn't require a network backbone to work. Mesh networks are real, just generally not across spaces larger than a building.
 
Asmadai

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I fully expect Belson to steal Barker's ideas for applying middle-out to Hooli's other projects, and then pin the entire Piperchat fiasco on him to get rid of Barker once and for all.
 
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kegkilla

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Mist said:
Well, technically it doesn't require a network backbone to work. Mesh networks are real, just generally not across spaces larger than a building.
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Mist are you still afraid of wifi signals?
 
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Mist

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I didn't say I was afraid of them, I just don't like sleeping in the same room with a powerful wifi radio, there's a difference.
 
BrutulTM

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A "powerful wifi radio" is like .1 watts. That's in comparison with a cell phone which is like .5 watts, a basic walkie talkie which is 5 watts, and a microwave oven which is 1500 watts.
 
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Kiroy

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Asmadai said:
I fully expect Belson to steal Barker's ideas for applying middle-out to Hooli's other projects, and then pin the entire Piperchat fiasco on him to get rid of Barker once and for all.
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This is what will happen.
 
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