Split (2017)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Drinsic
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That's only because you've exhausted all your hate on yourself. That movie blew.
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Chanur
Shit Posting Professional
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Fight
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Everyone is like, "I hate shamalamdingdong because Last Airbender!!!!" My question is, why in the fuck would you ever see that movie (or Lady in Water, or The Fappening or After Earth) in the first place? Every review unanimously said, "lul, worst movie ever."
These movies aren't nearly as bad or offensive to your senses, if you aren't stupid enough to pay for and watch them. Pick and choose accordingly, retards.
These movies aren't nearly as bad or offensive to your senses, if you aren't stupid enough to pay for and watch them. Pick and choose accordingly, retards.
Malakriss
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The Last Airbender - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes
Score: 3.5 / 4 - "Shyamalan has taken what could have been a big, flashy, generic Hollywood production and made it wholly his own."
Score: 3 / 4 - "Using the backbone of the Nickelodeon series, Shyamalan succeeds in developing a story with a deep mythology -- something he failed to do with Lady in the Water."
Score: 3 / 4 - "The Last Airbender is one of the most visually luscious and exhilarating entertainments I have seen this year, full of giddy fireworks and kinetic pleasure."
Score: 3.5 / 5 - "It's worth putting up with M. Night the writer to enjoy the work of M. Night the director."
Score: ? / ? - "An exotic 3D battle of the boys blockbuster, teeming with dazzling, exotic imagery. Though a bit on the wet side as drenched seafaring adversaries and awful adult role models kept in line by unruly children, collide. I See Damp People."
iannis
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Unbreakable is one of the best comic book movies out there. Flash Gordon is THE best one, and 1980's Superman comes in 2nd. But Unbreakable is really damn good.
And everyone hates it.
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j00t
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i loved unbreakable. most people i talk to love that movie. it was brilliant.
JUST got back from seeing this. james mcavoy is absolutely stunning in this movie. absolutely brilliant. unquestioningly. i really enjoyed it. i'll avoid spoilers for now, but the twist was... it was likable. it definitely brought a smile to my face and the girl i was with. the ending was a LITTLE "meh?", a little anti-climactic until the twist and then i was happy.
honestly, james mcavoy alone was WELL worth price of admission and then some.
JUST got back from seeing this. james mcavoy is absolutely stunning in this movie. absolutely brilliant. unquestioningly. i really enjoyed it. i'll avoid spoilers for now, but the twist was... it was likable. it definitely brought a smile to my face and the girl i was with. the ending was a LITTLE "meh?", a little anti-climactic until the twist and then i was happy.
honestly, james mcavoy alone was WELL worth price of admission and then some.
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Caliane
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goodbadflicks guy liked it as well alot. but he is also one of those net critics that has been a M.Night Apologist.
More then a few apologists for M.Night, have similar views. Great camerawork. shots. Strong directing. Often cite the massive use of subliminal shots in The Happening, as examples. Or, like the water being in so many shots in Signs. He IS a very competent director when he wants to be. Compare that to the editing mess of Superman/Suicide squad. They seem to think the inflated budgets, etc of the bigger stuff is his downfall. and smaller, more intimate movies like this and the Visit is his forte.
More then a few apologists for M.Night, have similar views. Great camerawork. shots. Strong directing. Often cite the massive use of subliminal shots in The Happening, as examples. Or, like the water being in so many shots in Signs. He IS a very competent director when he wants to be. Compare that to the editing mess of Superman/Suicide squad. They seem to think the inflated budgets, etc of the bigger stuff is his downfall. and smaller, more intimate movies like this and the Visit is his forte.
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Arbitrary
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I thought Signs was alright in the theater. It's sorta slow and sorta weird and quirky. Movies like that can be nice once in a while. It's had absolutely zero replay value for me though. It's been on cable a bunch of times and I just click right past.
The Village I find frustrating because there's twenty more minutes of movie left after the big reveal but it's Lady in the Water that I hate. From the opening fairy tale to Shamayanan casting himself as some Christ-like figure it just pisses me right the fuck off. It's got some scenes in it I like. The big arm small arm guy staring down a monster thing is great but overall I despise that film. The Happening I didn't like in the theater but with a different perspective it's damn near hilarious.
Devil was I was pleasantly surprised with. It's not great but it's a perfectly watchable suspense flick.
The Village I find frustrating because there's twenty more minutes of movie left after the big reveal but it's Lady in the Water that I hate. From the opening fairy tale to Shamayanan casting himself as some Christ-like figure it just pisses me right the fuck off. It's got some scenes in it I like. The big arm small arm guy staring down a monster thing is great but overall I despise that film. The Happening I didn't like in the theater but with a different perspective it's damn near hilarious.
Devil was I was pleasantly surprised with. It's not great but it's a perfectly watchable suspense flick.
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