Star Trek: Discovery

Malakriss

Malakriss

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If the Voyager Doctor can have children, then how many "oops holodeck malfunction, safeties off!" pregnancies happen every year?
 
Mist

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Jefferson_sl said:
Let me introduce you to Deep Space Nine my friend. Holotechnology was new at the beginning of TNG (the show Enterprise does not exist), the Enterprise was a state of the art flagship of the most powerful power in the sector so I am guessing the Holodeck is a rather expensive piece of tech. In just a few short years we see an array of holodecks in the Federation run space station being rented out for holosex. Quarks bar is always full and he charges for food and drinks that can easily be obtained at other replicators so I can only reason that everyone in the bar is in line for the holodeck. When it is noticed the Jake went into a holodeck another character got irate because basically all those rooms have been used for is fucking. The worst part is that I never saw anyone wipe down the holodeck not even once during the whole run of the show; I hope those things are self cleaning.
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Not everyone in the bar is there for the holodeck, remember, some of them are gambling at the tables run by girls in space stripper outfits.
 
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Mahes_sl said:
There was reference to sex in the Holodeck with STtNG as well. It was a little more subtle but Riker in one episode put it this way " I'll be in the Holodeck."
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dude, he spent his last 30 minutes with a 28yo Famke Janssen designed to be the perfect sexslave

how can you blame him ?
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Mist_sl said:
Not everyone in the bar is there for the holodeck, remember, some of them are gambling at the tables run by girls in space stripper outfits.
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I guess the question has to be asked.



Where is the line? What species would give you the ol' limp noodle and which ones do you think you could just keep your head down and power through? Were talking Snu-Snu here.
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pysek

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As a rule, anyone from the androgynous planet where Riker fell in love with that dude who had girl feelings.

Also. it's my understanding that all waste material on a starship is reconstituted to use in the replicators. Given the amount of use of the holosuites, I'd imagine that gagh you're eating is about 60% spooge.
 
moonarchia

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pysek_sl said:
As a rule, anyone from the androgynous planet where Riker fell in love with that dude who had girl feelings.

Also. it's my understanding that all waste material on a starship is reconstituted to use in the replicators. Given the amount of use of the holosuites, I'd imagine that gagh you're eating is about 60% spooge.
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Isn't that why Klingons love it?
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Ezri Dax: would you?
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Strangely Ezri > Jadzia, she's just more adorable. This is probably because of Becker though, she's just not as hot without the spots, and yes the spots really do it for me for some reason.

Would you do Moogie? How about after Zek dies and she inherits all of his wealth? If not is it because of the clothes?
 
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