Star Wars Rebels
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Kovaks
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Not sure how accurate it is but I read something, supposedly from the new books about how the new order came partially from imperial Palpatine sent out to unexplored space to find the source of the force... maybe they find out and go to stop him giving us years of rebels adventures on wirh all sorts of shit that they can make up in the unexplored regions. I doubt it though
Palum
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Ultimately even with JJ Abrams lightspeed = teleportation a galaxy is a big place. It's not really impossible, after all Yoda pusses out because LoLpredestination and all he does is sends the oh shit hide yo kids signal and retreats into a swamp. He doesn't really know shit and you know what assuming does, right Yoda?
Don't bring up he'd feel them through the force, he couldn't even figure out Palpatine under two feet away and even Nancy Drew could have solved that mystery. And the sensing a twin sister through the force turns out to be dude saw her pop out of Black Swan's vagina twenty years ago. I mean he's basically a little green Miss Cleo after the prequels got done with him.
Ah, canon.
Don't bring up he'd feel them through the force, he couldn't even figure out Palpatine under two feet away and even Nancy Drew could have solved that mystery. And the sensing a twin sister through the force turns out to be dude saw her pop out of Black Swan's vagina twenty years ago. I mean he's basically a little green Miss Cleo after the prequels got done with him.
Ah, canon.
Khalan
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Yeah agreed. Yoda drops the ball big time not sensing ol sheev. Granted he's a super powerful sith that can prob mask his presence but still, the dudes had beers every week in his office and he didnt notice shit. Same goes for #2 Mace Windu.
We can basically assume george had very little mapped out in the orignals so trying to shoehorn all that shit around old ass dialogue is dumb
We can basically assume george had very little mapped out in the orignals so trying to shoehorn all that shit around old ass dialogue is dumb
Jait
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The Dark Side clouds everything. Yup. Totally explains it. "How?" would be a much better question deserving an answer beyond "The magic did it. By itself!"
I guess Palpatine and Darth Maul sat in a room, ate spice melange and somehow clouded the thoughts of all the Jedi, even when their most powerful figures stood a foot away from the source of all "Dark Side".
edit: Truth is, it's gone lopsided for a while now. If you're looking for Lore in Star Wars, expect massive gaping plotholes, with the possibility they could at any point entirely re-explain things in a new way. Kylo Ren is Han Solo from the past, and is the love child of G'Kar and Sasha Grey.
I guess Palpatine and Darth Maul sat in a room, ate spice melange and somehow clouded the thoughts of all the Jedi, even when their most powerful figures stood a foot away from the source of all "Dark Side".
edit: Truth is, it's gone lopsided for a while now. If you're looking for Lore in Star Wars, expect massive gaping plotholes, with the possibility they could at any point entirely re-explain things in a new way. Kylo Ren is Han Solo from the past, and is the love child of G'Kar and Sasha Grey.
Siliconemelons
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I noticed something that I noticed before but hit me even more after watching ep 4,5,6 again with my kids... Yoda is wrong 100% of the time... he is just as clouded by being so far light side as the emperor is being darkside.
Its fairly clear that you have to be a mix of dark/light - heck when Luke beats Vader he is tapping into the dark side.. heck his whole persona in 6 is darker, chokes those pig guards out etc...
Its fairly clear that you have to be a mix of dark/light - heck when Luke beats Vader he is tapping into the dark side.. heck his whole persona in 6 is darker, chokes those pig guards out etc...
Caliane
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yeah, this is some well known stuff. grey jedi for life.
the actual dichotomy is order/chaos.
and both Jedi and sith codes are kindof pants on head retarded.
Jedi, condemn passion, love, joy.. which is clearly stupid. and, causes stagnation.
Sith, have kill the fuck out of each other, as part of their core tenants. also results in nothing ever getting done. Lawful evil. great. and entire civilization of chaotic evil? no wonder you morons killed yourselves off.
this is then also the other problem with fantasy which often screws up order/chaos. chaos is always "evil". the forces of order "good". but that makes no sense really. Chaos is usually destruction, and/or anarchy mislabeled. Which is totally wrong. Chaos is infinitely complex systems. There is nothing in the universe more chaotic, then LIFE. Order is undeath. no growth, never changing. mind control-order. free will-chaos. rocks..entrophy.. a dead universe is the most ordered one.
the actual dichotomy is order/chaos.
and both Jedi and sith codes are kindof pants on head retarded.
Jedi, condemn passion, love, joy.. which is clearly stupid. and, causes stagnation.
Sith, have kill the fuck out of each other, as part of their core tenants. also results in nothing ever getting done. Lawful evil. great. and entire civilization of chaotic evil? no wonder you morons killed yourselves off.
this is then also the other problem with fantasy which often screws up order/chaos. chaos is always "evil". the forces of order "good". but that makes no sense really. Chaos is usually destruction, and/or anarchy mislabeled. Which is totally wrong. Chaos is infinitely complex systems. There is nothing in the universe more chaotic, then LIFE. Order is undeath. no growth, never changing. mind control-order. free will-chaos. rocks..entrophy.. a dead universe is the most ordered one.
Gavinmad
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Holy Shit, she's Pre Vizsla's daughter?!? But no, the darksaber won't be coming back.
Darth Maul still has it at the beginning of Son of Dathomir. I haven't read it, but at the end it could only be in the possession of Sidious, Grievous, Dooku, Maul himself, or dropped and lost on Dathomir.
Khalan
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If the trailer theories are correct "Old Master" might bring it back with him. Would be cool to see Sabine get it.
