Star Wars : Rogue One

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Daezuel

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Nute Gunray.

Game.
Set.
Match.
That guy had a bit part! That'd be like saying Conan Antonio Motti was the bad guy in ANH!

Don't worry, these guys won't know what we're talking about since they've probably only seen the originals like once or twice if they're ranking these new fucking movies above Empire. Calls us trolls. Why I never.
 

Seananigans

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What the fuck is this?



Funny, the speech patterns are the only thing I even remotely liked about the gunguns.

Although for some reason I only just now realized their name is gun gun. Have no idea why I never noticed that before. I suspect we're spelling it wrong. But if that holds up it'll be the second of 2 things that I like about them.

Goongas
 

Royal

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That guy had a bit part! That'd be like saying Conan Antonio Motti was the bad guy in ANH!

You say he had a bit part yet suggest I would have chosen Maul, who appeared in fewer of the prequels than Nute did.
 

Gavinmad

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Nute Gunray wasn't *the* villain in any of the prequels, and he was pretty much a joke during his Clone Wars appearances too. He was just a tool being manipulated by Palpatine. Calling him a villain is like calling Admiral Piett a villain.
 
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Royal

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He said "a villian". Not the primary antagonist in any of the movies. Gunray was the face of the Separatists until Dooku made the scene. It's not as if I said the rancor handler from RoTJ or some shit. Krennic was overshadowed by Tarkin in spite of having more screen time.

And yes, Gunray was a joke of a character. Kinda the point.
 

Gavinmad

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I'm so glad you're here quibbling over shitty SW movies instead of posting in the who's that girl thread btw.
 
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Royal

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I'm so glad you're here quibbling over shitty SW movies instead of posting in the who's that girl thread btw.

Merely allowing others the chance to prove what I have said several times; WTG isn't a one man exercise. Others are just as capable as I.
 

Feanor

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Gotta go with Sparkle over here about the choreography. The Qui Gon, Obi Wan & Darth Maul fight is a bit overwrought, but if you don't think it's as close to iconic as prequel light saber duels get, then Wakandan u is high.
 

Royal

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Gotta go with Sparkle over here about the choreography. The Qui Gon, Obi Wan & Darth Maul fight is a bit overwrought, but if you don't think it's as close to iconic as prequel light saber duels get, then Wakandan u is high.

I agree.

That's probably the best light saber battle put to film to date. The music and the action worked together to create the pinnacle of light saber combat that we have seen.

But if you want to cheat and add in the animation series, Ahsoka and Vader in S2 of Rebels is pretty high up there to.
 

Gavinmad

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The Anakin/Obi-Wan fight in Ep 3, flaws and all, is by far the best saber duel of the prequels.

*edit*

If animation is allowed then I'm sure half the cut-scenes in TOR are better than anything from the prequels.
 

kegkilla

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The Anakin/Obi-Wan fight in Ep 3, flaws and all, is by far the best saber duel of the prequels.

*edit*

If animation is allowed then I'm sure half the cut-scenes in TOR are better than anything from the prequels.
it's over Gavin. i have the high ground.
 
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Daezuel

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They should let Bioware's animation team or whomever they use make a Star Wars movie. Also, Keg's got you Darth Sparkle.
 
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Gavinmad

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it's over Gavin. i have the high ground.

+1 on your attack rolls can make all the difference in an otherwise even fight bro.

Also it's not like that high ground stupidity was that much worse than Maul just standing there watching as Obi-Wan sloooooowly flipped over him and then cut him in half. I mean the fight was over, Maul had the high ground.
 

Royal

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If animation is allowed then I'm sure half the cut-scenes in TOR are better than anything from the prequels.

Shit, I didn't even think about those. Yeah, the cut-scenes from TOR are fuckin' epic.

Not canon though. I'll play the canon card here.
 

Feanor

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Too much fire and hopping.

No, off the top of my head the Anakin/Obi Wan fight would rank as second for me.
 

Phazael

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Gavin is clearly trolling. That "duel" in EP3 was less exciting than watching two spergs have a sword fight with hotwheels race tracks. The reason no one mentions it is the whole "high ground" moment is so ludicrous it makes you forget the long boring gymnastics meet that happened before it.

The Emperor vs Yoda fight is the only battle in the prequels even remotely worth watching.
 

Malakriss

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No one wants to talk about the awful Emperor makeup either so that's why the Yoda fight barely gets mentioned.
 

Feanor

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I prefer the Yoda vs. Dooku battle to the Palpatine one myself.
Shit, they made Maul a better character in the fucking Clone Wars.
I've heard about this. He's like a spider Maul or some shit and that his character has gotten better.
 
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Gavinmad

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Gavin is clearly trolling. That "duel" in EP3 was less exciting than watching two spergs have a sword fight with hotwheels race tracks. The reason no one mentions it is the whole "high ground" moment is so ludicrous it makes you forget the long boring gymnastics meet that happened before it.

The Emperor vs Yoda fight is the only battle in the prequels even remotely worth watching.

Says I'm clearly trolling. Says a fight involving Yoda is the best fight in the prequels.

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