Royal
Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
Their parents deserve to be fleeced for raising such unimaginative pussies.  I have a scar on my scalp from when my brother and I sharpened sticks to use as light sabers in one of our epic rematches of Luke and Vader from ESB.  I ducked one of his jabs but not quite fast enough (I was Vader, I was supposed to be wearing a helmet he said).  My mom kinda freaked out while I was lying there bleeding from my head onto the lawn.  I remember that shit like it was yesterday.
			
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