Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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The Edge

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Again, reading comprehension here is not a strong point for you guys, which is odd considering the nature of the this board.

I never said I wasn't emotionally affected by ANY Star Wars film. Nor have I "trashed" any of them.

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Dr Neir

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Hoss

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Zignor 3_sl said:
a professionally baked chocolate cake.
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It makes me sad for you that you seem to think professionally baked cakes are the pinnacle of cakedom. Sure some are good, but the majority are dogshit. Dried out garbage with colored plaster for icing. Find a better analogy.

The only things I hated about the prequels were the pod race and the supposed romance. All 3 movies would have been better if, instead of the romcom falling in love montage, they'd just overtly shown anakin putting a force whammy on padme to make her fall in love with him. I don't even put jarjar in the hate category, I just don't like him the same way I don't like battle droids and ewoks. None of those were movie killers. The pod race is the only thing I skip past when I rewatch the movies.
 
Jait

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Hoss_sl said:
It makes me sad for you that you seem to think professionally baked cakes are the pinnacle of cakedom. Sure some are good, but the majority are dogshit. Dried out garbage with colored plaster for icing.
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You heard it here first guys. When you want a good patisserie, go amateur.

Never trust those pesky pros. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're such a fucking retard you think a professionally baked cake is bought at Vons and has the word Hostess on it.
 
iannis

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Darth Jar Jar.

The more you think about it, the more legit is seems.

It would be the ONLY way to redeem the prequels. It was all Jar-Jar indulging his twisted sense of sick fucking sadistic humor.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
It makes me sad for you that you seem to think professionally baked cakes are the pinnacle of cakedom. Sure some are good, but the majority are dogshit. Dried out garbage with colored plaster for icing. Find a better analogy.
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The majority are dog shit? What appalling excuses for bakeries do you frequent?
 
Warmuth

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He's probably thinking more along the lines of wedding cakes and other expensive shit made for events which I would agree are fucking terrible.
 
Drakain

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Hoss_sl said:
The pod race is the only thing I skip past when I rewatch the movies.
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I have a 5 year old little boy and when he watched TPM (after the originals) he was so entranced by the pod race. He even yelled 'yeah!' at the end when Sabulba crashed. It was one of those bittersweet moments. Cute, but... prequels.
 
Royal

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Zignor 3_sl said:
The majority are dog shit? What appalling excuses for bakeries do you frequent?
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If he's talking about the sheer numbers of cakes, then maybe he has a point. Walmart probably sells more shitty, pre-made sheet cakes for decorating in-store than all of the real bakeries in the country combined.

Find a better baker for cakes to get big off of.

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Slaythe

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I'd feel much better about humanity if I could say I thought Edge was trolling about all this, but after reading the past couple pages I just think he's the type of guy that gets off on having a contrary opinion and it's pointless to argue against because that's all he wants.

The prequels aren't better. This isn't subjective. We have hipsters for everything else though might as well be Star Wars hipsters too. Kill me.
 
Sterling

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Some people would probably also prefer getting kicked in the balls to getting a blowjob so there is that.
 
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